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Kid At Jets Game Enjoys Whatever's In That Bud Light Bottle

Technically, there could be anything in that beer bottle. Maybe someone rinsed it out and filled it with Fresca. All we’re doing is pointing out that it happened....

Happy Browns Fan Lets The Dogs Out, Also His Dick And Butt [NSFW]

Look, man, it’s been a rough few decades for Browns fans, so it’s not all that surprising to see one get a little too lit after a rare victory....

Happy 20th Birthday To <i>This American Life</i>, Which Is Way Darker Than You Think

Halfway through the second episode of the third season of Girls, Lena Dunham’s character has one of her signature meltdowns and is left alone in the woods by her friends. When the camera cuts back to her later, she’s lying on the ground in the fetal position with her headphones in, and we hear the d...

Bills Fans Roar, Grunt In Approval At Powerbomb Table Ceremony

The video’s pretty straightforward, but here’s some background on this “halftime show” from our tipster:...

Bills Fans Resort To Sticking Their Hands In Each Other's Pants, Possibly For Warmth

Video surfaced yesterday of Bills fans humping between cars, and that bar is hard to top. However, the trend of Buffalo fans sticking their hands in each others’ pants is still very much alive....

Bills Fans Hump Between Cars [NSFW]

Some shameless Bills fans decided that a great time to do some copulating was this afternoon, in this here parking lot....

Dick Strong

Hell yeah. This is some good wrasslin’....

How To Say Goodbye To City Life

There may come a time in your life when, through choice or necessity, you will find yourself abandoning the metropolis you’ve called home for however many years. The bars you’ve been kicked out of, the parks you’ve surreptitiously pissed in, the various former workplaces where you once spent so much...

Hannibal Buress Is Fed Up With The 76ers, Too

A Completely Attainable Guide To Getting Rich And Following Your Dreams 

I was drawn to this ridiculous New York Times styles section profile by its accompanying tweet: “From finance guy to ceramicist.” It gets better when you read the first paragraph:...

David Moyes Was Dumb Enough To Turn Down Other Jobs Before Getting Canned In Spain

As should’ve been glaringly obvious to anyone paying attention, the countdown on the “When Will David Moyes Get Fired From Real Sociedad, Because This Is Definitely Not Gonna Work Out” clock started ticking towards the final stages of last season. Somehow Moyes himself couldn’t hear the ticking, so ...

David Moyes Is Probably Getting Sacked Soon, So How About A New Moyesface Gallery?

Real Sociedad, one of the most talent-laden teams in Spain, are currently in the relegation zone thanks to the L they just caught from very not-good Las Palmas. What looked like a promising experience in La Liga with a very good club when David Moyes got the manager’s job is now an unmitigated failu...

Smoking In Public Was A Lot Easier In The '80s

Frequently in this space, we will consult a different entry in the 1987 book The Modern Man’s Guide to Life to see how the advice therein has aged. Last week, we talked VCRs; today, we’re discussing smoking etiquette....

Skins Fan Enjoys Obstructed View

As the Skins took on the Buccaneers on Sunday, one fan at Washington’s stadium was doing her own thing. Specifically, she was sitting on the floor in the stands, with another fan’s crotch in her face as he watched the game....

Shirtless Eagles Fan Gives Deeply Uncomfortable Pregame Speech

This Eagles fan, who is somehow a real person and not a character from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, gave a pregame speech for the ages before the team’s Week 6 game against the Giants. Things are about to get weird!...

Classic Man: "The Great Thing About VCRs" 

Frequently in this space, we will consult a different entry in the 1987 book The Modern Man’s Guide to Life to see how the advice therein has aged. Last week, we discussed STDs; today, we’re talking home entertainment....

David Moyes Belongs In The Premier League

David Moyes, the once-esteemed former manager of Everton and Manchester United, is in trouble. After getting run out of the biggest job in the Premier League in humiliating fashion, he fled to the relatively calm shores of Basque Country. There, he sought to rehabilitate his career with ambitious an...

Bills Fans Remain A Glorious Mess

The Bills were back at home this week, which means Western New York’s finest flocked to Ralph Wilson Stadium’s parking lots, their natural habitat. Bask in the magnificence of these Bills fans, the Free Folk of the NFL....

Lions Superfan Posts Amazing Video After Being Ejected From Game

The Lions finally got their first win of the season in a miserable overtime game today against Chicago. Lions superfan Earl Spring didn’t get to see the finish, though, because he and his bizarro world Road Warrior buddy got kicked out for, they say, standing and cheering....

Bills Fan Goes Butt-Out At Tailgate [NSFW]

This Bills fan, spotted at a tailgate around 9:30 a.m. by a tipster, needed to heed the call of nature. He did so with his hands on his hips, clad in a Jim Kelly jersey, pantsless....