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Sep 30

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Highlight Reel9/30/19

Highlight Reel9/30/19

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Runaway Airport Supply Truck Getting JACKED UP

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Aug 16

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Weird Animal Shit8/16/19

Vacation Home Beset By Legion Of Barfing And Shitting Vultures

Weird Animal Shit8/16/19

Vacation Home Beset By Legion Of Barfing And Shitting Vultures

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Jul 18

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In A Twist, Bengals Player Embarrassed By Fan's Crime

In A Twist, Bengals Player Embarrassed By Fan's Crime

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Jun 28 2019

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Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Game Postponed, Which Means The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Will Play A Double-Header Today

Life's Rich Pageant6/28/19

Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Game Postponed, Which Means The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Will Play A Double-Header Today

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May 22 2019

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How The Milwaukee Bucks And A Former Wedding DJ Won The T-Shirt Cannon Arms Race

How The Milwaukee Bucks And A Former Wedding DJ Won The T-Shirt Cannon Arms Race

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May 13 2019

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Dennis Rodman Accused Of Stealing, Destroying Yoga Studio's 400-Pound Amethyst Crystal

Dennis Rodman Accused Of Stealing, Destroying Yoga Studio's 400-Pound Amethyst Crystal

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Apr 23 2019

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Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf

Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf

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Mar 26 2019

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Robert Kraft Is The Silent Center Of The NFL Meetings

Robert Kraft Is The Silent Center Of The NFL Meetings

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Mar 9 2019

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Postgame Dispute Results In One Golfer Headbutting Another Golfer Into A Window

Postgame Dispute Results In One Golfer Headbutting Another Golfer Into A Window

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Dec 27 2018

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A Transformer Exploded In New York And The Videos Rule Extremely Hard

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Dec 15 2018

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An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

Diana Moskovitz

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Dec 1 2018

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Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

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Oct 17 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant10/17/18

Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

Life's Rich Pageant10/17/18

Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

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Sep 19 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant9/19/18

These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

Life's Rich Pageant9/19/18

These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

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Sep 17 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant9/17/18

Auld Lad At Ireland Bookie Shop Thwarts Three Armed Robbers

Life's Rich Pageant9/17/18

Auld Lad At Ireland Bookie Shop Thwarts Three Armed Robbers

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Sep 11 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant9/11/18

Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

Life's Rich Pageant9/11/18

Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

Patrick Redford

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Sep 7 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant9/7/18

If You Don't Want To Watch A Man Shoot Out A Turd Into A Toilet From Way Downtown, Here's A Summary<em></em>

Life's Rich Pageant9/7/18

If You Don't Want To Watch A Man Shoot Out A Turd Into A Toilet From Way Downtown, Here's A Summary

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Sep 4 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant9/4/18

People Are Destroying Their Nike Gear Because Of Colin Kaepernick

Life's Rich Pageant9/4/18

People Are Destroying Their Nike Gear Because Of Colin Kaepernick

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Aug 29 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant8/29/18

Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera

Life's Rich Pageant8/29/18

Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera

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Aug 21 2018

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Life's Rich Pageant8/21/18

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

Life's Rich Pageant8/21/18

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

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