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Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Game Postponed, Which Means The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Will Play A Double-Header Today
The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs, a minor-league baseball team associated with the Colorado Rockies, had their game against the Ogden Raptors canceled last night due to an “outfield surface issue.” This was bad news for local Chubs fans who had purchased tickets to the game. Not only were they deni...
How The Milwaukee Bucks And A Former Wedding DJ Won The T-Shirt Cannon Arms Race
There’s an arms race of sorts now taking place in sports arenas. Hence, the Quad....
Dennis Rodman Accused Of Stealing, Destroying Yoga Studio's 400-Pound Amethyst Crystal
Having personally brokered peace for all time between the U.S. government and North Korea, basketball Hall of Famer and all-around goof Dennis Rodman spends his time nowadays, among other things, being accused of stealing 400-pound amethyst crystals from Orange County, California yoga studios....
Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf
In the same way strip malls pipe in the smell of luxury, the NYC Hot Sauce Expo must pipe in the smell of pain. The ambient tang of hot sauce greets every visitor at the door. How the mere consumption and sale of hot sauce could suffuse a huge, high-ceilinged space with its odor defies explanation. ...
Robert Kraft Is The Silent Center Of The NFL Meetings
PHOENIX — The NFL’s owners are gathered at a fancypants resort here for their annual league meetings. On the agenda are numerous proposals for rules changes, and this morning was the breakfast at which the head coaches got hit with rapid-fire questions for an hour before reporters tore into the buff...
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Postgame Dispute Results In One Golfer Headbutting Another Golfer Into A Window 

Postgame Dispute Results In One Golfer Headbutting Another Golfer Into A Window 

Sat Mar 09 2019
A Transformer Exploded In New York And The Videos Rule Extremely Hard

A Transformer Exploded In New York And The Videos Rule Extremely Hard

Fri Dec 28 2018
An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

Sat Dec 15 2018
Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

Sun Dec 02 2018
Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

Wed Oct 17 2018
These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

Thu Sep 20 2018
Auld Lad At Ireland Bookie Shop Thwarts Three Armed Robbers

Auld Lad At Ireland Bookie Shop Thwarts Three Armed Robbers

Mon Sep 17 2018
Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

Fri Sep 14 2018
People Are Destroying Their Nike Gear Because Of Colin Kaepernick

People Are Destroying Their Nike Gear Because Of Colin Kaepernick

Tue Sep 04 2018
Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera 

Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera 

Wed Aug 29 2018
UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

Tue Aug 21 2018
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