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8/16/19

3:41 PM

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Weird Animal Shit8/16/19

Weird Animal Shit8/16/19

Vacation Home Beset By Legion Of Barfing And Shitting Vultures

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7/18/19

3:34 PM

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In A Twist, Bengals Player Embarrassed By Fan's Crime

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6/28/19

9:53 AM

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Life's Rich Pageant6/28/19

Life's Rich Pageant6/28/19

Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Game Postponed, Which Means The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Will Play A Double-Header Today

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5/22/19

2:54 PM

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How The Milwaukee Bucks And A Former Wedding DJ Won The T-Shirt Cannon Arms Race

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5/13/19

7:57 PM

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Dennis Rodman Accused Of Stealing, Destroying Yoga Studio's 400-Pound Amethyst Crystal

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4/23/19

10:29 AM

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Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf

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3/26/19

4:51 PM

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Robert Kraft Is The Silent Center Of The NFL Meetings

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3/9/19

4:34 PM

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Postgame Dispute Results In One Golfer Headbutting Another Golfer Into A Window

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12/27/18

10:28 PM

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A Transformer Exploded In New York And The Videos Rule Extremely Hard

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12/15/18

1:05 AM

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An NBA Trade Just Fell Apart Because Someone Confused Two Guys Named Brooks

Diana Moskovitz

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12/1/18

7:30 PM

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Report: School Officials Determine High School Football Players Caught Running Nude With An Oreo Between Their Ass Cheeks Were Not Hazed

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10/17/18

4:49 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant10/17/18

Life's Rich Pageant10/17/18

Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

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9/19/18

3:28 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/19/18

Life's Rich Pageant9/19/18

These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

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9/17/18

2:50 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/17/18

Life's Rich Pageant9/17/18

Auld Lad At Ireland Bookie Shop Thwarts Three Armed Robbers

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9/11/18

5:55 PM

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Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

Patrick Redford

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9/7/18

5:31 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/7/18

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If You Don't Want To Watch A Man Shoot Out A Turd Into A Toilet From Way Downtown, Here's A Summary

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9/4/18

10:28 AM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/4/18

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People Are Destroying Their Nike Gear Because Of Colin Kaepernick

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8/29/18

3:19 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant8/29/18

Life's Rich Pageant8/29/18

Olympic Champion Swimmer Uses Dogsitter, Comes Home To Find Two Shirtless Guys On Couch With Lube And Camera

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8/21/18

5:27 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant8/21/18

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UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

Patrick Redford

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8/20/18

5:02 PM

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Victim Of Golf-Course Finger Biting Said It Sounded "Like Someone Chewing On A Dorito"

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