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Lolo Jones Live-Tweets Getting Drug-Tested During Her Birthday Party

Lolo Jones turned 31 last night. She also got a surprise visit from the PED police, which wasn't supposed to be part of the celebration. But Jones refused to let that spoil her good time, so she brought 'em along!...

Everything Plays

And now for something completely different: Vladimir Nabokov on boxing:...

Musclebound Mets Fan Can't Open Water Bottle

Here, from yesterday, is your argument against the efficacy of PED use. ...

The Jets Will Crowdsource Fireman Ed's Old Chant

The New York Jets super(spelling)fan, Fireman Ed, stepped down last year after other fans in the building turned on him as some kind of management stooge. So what is to become of the notorious J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets! cheer he was responsible for leading? The responsibility now falls on the entire ...

Rex Ryan Still Thinks The Wildcat Is A Thing

Five years ago, NFL teams used the Wildcat offense to confuse and wreak havoc. Then opposing defenses figured it out. Last year, the Wildcat was forgotten a little bit as teams like the Washington Redskins, San Francisco 49ers, and Seattle Seahawks ran the read option. Now, though, New York Jets hea...

Rex Ryan Poses With Fan In Shirt That Says "This Team Makes Me Drink"

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Jets Practice Suspended Due To Rain

Jason Heyward Makes Diving Catch To Save Game Against Mets

With two outs and two men on base in the bottom of the ninth of a 2-1 game, Mets pinch hitter Justin Turner hit a tailing line drive to left-center. By the time the ball makes its way into the outfield, Andrew Brown is rounding third and Omar Quintanilla is already at second. If Heyward—who began t...

Proof That The Jets Are Evolving

Before there was Mark Sanchez and his buttfumble there was Browning Nagle and his incredible-disappearing-football-oh-just-kidding-it's-a-Sam-Mills-76-yard-fumble-return. ...

Source: Lolo Jones Fights With Daughter Of Bobsled Official [Updates]

According to one athlete with knowledge of the situation, Olympic hopefuls Lolo Jones and Aja Evans were involved in a fight at a Lake Placid bar last Friday night that pitted the two against the stepdaughter of a US Bobsled and Skeleton Federation hall of famer....

Here's Matt Harvey Asking New Yorkers What They Think Of Matt Harvey

Jimmy Fallon got Matt Harvey to do some man-on-the-street interviews with one goal: ask New Yorkers their thoughts on Matt Harvey. It goes exactly how you'd expect and it's just good, clean fun. Plus, it's always good to put a few dents in the myth of the Savvy New Yorker. ...

Mets Fans Struggle With High Fives, Obviously [UPDATE]

We have an update!...

Mets Utility Player Reportedly Calls His Manager A Cocksucker

The saga of Jordany Valdespin, which began with him taking a fastball to the dick and peaked with him standing at the center of a very Mets-y controversy, has now ended with him apparently calling his manager a cocksucker. Hurray for the Mets!...

And Say Children, What Does It All Mean?

The Little Flower reads the comics....

Mets Try To Honor American Indian Culture, Upset American Indians

The New York Mets, a baseball team that does not possess a cartoonish mascot named Chief Wahoo or a fanbase that likes to do the Tomahawk Chop during games, has somehow managed to piss off an American Indian nonprofit organization. And it all went down in the Metsiest way possible....

Stop Coaxing Dates Out Of Famous People On Twitter, Please

Yesterday, a guy named Bubby Lyles accomplished an objective he started about two weeks ago. He acquired 150,000 retweets on a particular tweet, which meant he earned the opportunity to go on a date with Olympian Lolo Jones. Jones isn't backing down from her promise, either, so it seems that this wi...

592 Of The 15,929 Attendees At Marlins Park Were Dogs

That 1,652 figure likely refers only to those who participated in the Bark at the Park promotion today because the announced attendance was a much more robust 15,929. Sunday's attendance was still more than 1,000 short of the average, however. ...

Mark Sanchez's Ass Apparently Made An Appearance At Boozy Dance Party

That filthy sleuth Terez Owens has uncovered what appears to be additional footage from Mark Sanchez's wine-and-boobs dance party in Napa. The star of this new footage appears to be Mark Sanchez's ass. ...

On First Pitches As A Cub, Henry Rodriguez Hit Ump And Carlos Beltran

The Washington Nationals recently traded Henry Rodriguez to the Cubs because he was not developing in the way they thought he would. Specifically, he struggled with control issues. His trade value was limited due to "bouts of wildness." He had a power arm, but often had no idea where his pitches w...

Cubs Score On Consecutive Mets Throwing Errors, Still Lose

We pick up the action in the fifth inning with "...David Wright, who's won two gold gloves—not a good throw, though!..." and it only got better....