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Scott Kazmir returns for first start in five years

After José Godoy became the 20,000th player in major league history on Friday, Rays’ shortstop Taylor Walls debuted…

Jesse Spector

5/23/21 9:46AM

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Baseball's Cranks Agree: The Sport Was Better When They Were Part Of It

Hall of Fame reliever Goose Gossage has been complaining about the state of baseball for so long that his complaints…

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Random Baseball Rap Lyric Of The Day

Packin' more hits than Lou Piniella...

Alex Belth

8/20/14 4:04PM

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8/2/14

Fake Lou Piniella Blasts A-Rod In Bizarre, Rambling Radio Interview

Update: This is not Lou Piniella, it's a dumb radio bit. My mistake.

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Red Ass Lou Screws The Pooch (Just Like Earl Knew He Would)

Following up on yesterday's Mark Kram article on the Red Sox and Orioles, here’s a bit of Earl Weaverness for you,…

Alex Belth

7/05/13 9:41AM

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3/20/13

Lou Piniella Made A Super-Awkward Reference To Rape During Today's Yankees Broadcast

So the Toronto Blue Jays took a lot of talent from the Miami Marlins during the last MLB offseason. One could…

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Wearing A Fish Bib And Singing An Italian Song Did Not Give Tommy Lasorda Or Lou Piniella A Heart Attack, TMZ Says

This was the scene Sunday evening at Bamonte's, an Italian restaurant in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn that's…

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If Sideline Princess Is Already Taken, Jenn Brown's Friend Has A Promising Career As An Alcoholic Luchadora

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

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It's Your Last Chance To See Lou Piniella Gesticulate Wildly On The Field

Lou Piniella will retire following this season, adding yet another name to the ignoble list of those the Cubs have…

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Lou Piniella Bawls Out With His Balls Out

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

Katie Baker

4/10/10 10:08AM

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Ozzie Guillen's Twitter Is Spectacular, Controversial

Twitter was invented for people like Ozzie, whose brains are relatively unfiltered in the first place. And while he…

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Lou Piniella Doesn't Live By Your Namby-Pamby "Laws"

After White Sox GM Kenny Williams was ticketed and fined for jaywalking last week, Sweet Lou gets off with just a…

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Milton Bradley Is Uncomfortable, And So Is A Certain Water Cooler

Lou Piniella, Milton Bradley and a water cooler — not as sexy a ménage à trois as it sounds. And unfortunately, it…

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Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga

"Look, I have smoked dope one time in my life, and it didn't do a damn thing for me, and I never tried it again....…

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Lou Piniella Doesn't Know About This Whole Steroid Thing The Kids Are Doing These Days...

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A Little Music For the Late Night Crowd

Thanks to Awful Announcing for providing video of the worst rap in the history of car commercials (and that's a long…

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Lou Piniella's Balls Are Not Taking Questions Tonight

Being a sports reporter is, at times, an absolutely horrible job. Sure you get to watch games, travel and interact…

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Don't Panic Just Yet, Cubs Fans

Because we are committed to the month of October affording us as little sleep as possible, we stayed up and watched…

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It's Never Too Early In Wrigleyville

Honestly, the Cubs are kind of freaking us out with all this spending business. The overspend for Aramis Ramirez,…

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A-Rod Could Have His Own Build-A-Bear Workshop

The Cubs, a team we remind you finished behind the Pirates this year, hired Lou "Let's Not Bring Up The Two…

Leitch

10/17/06 4:15PM

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