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The Wizards Lead The NBA In <em>Street Fighter</em> Hairdos
You'll recall last week, when Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat unveiled his hard-ass new mohawk 'do and transformed instantaneously from an affable Euro dude into a terrifying Death-Slav from hell. Well, it appears that Street Fighter-based coiffures are becoming A Thing on the Wizards: Ch...
Marcin Gortat Gets A Hard-Ass Mohawk, Becomes Terrifying
All in all, Marcin Gortat is a pretty good NBA center. He's big, he's strong, he's got pretty nimble feet for his size. He sets devastating screens, he's an outstanding finisher rolling to the hoop, he's generally OK at being in the right place defensively. He also happens to be a ludicrously e...
Marcin Gortat Driving A Humvee With Usain Bolt
Marcin Gortat's go-to move for public appearances is driving a Humvee. In June, Gortat rode into his basketball camp in Poland manning the enormous gun mounted on a Humvee. Earlier today, he uploaded a video to Instagram that shows him driving another Humvee, this time with Usain Bolt ( THE CHAMP)...
Marcin Gortat, Talkin' About Porn On A Saturday Night
Some random dude on Twitter openly mused about how Marcin Gortat could afford premium porn after his new $60 million deal with Washington. The Wizards center could have easily ignored the tweet, but instead, he went that extra mile to talk to his fans. About porn....
Marcin Gortat Rides Humvee With Giant Gun Into His Basketball Camp
Marcin Gortat was in Poland to make an appearance at his basketball camp today, and he rolled into the gym in style. Which is to say, he arrived manning the pant-shittingly large gun turret of a military vehicle....
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Mon Sep 26 2016
Marcin Gortat Hangs Out With The Celtics In Their Huddle

Marcin Gortat Hangs Out With The Celtics In Their Huddle

Thu Apr 03 2014
Marcin Gortat Wants The NBA To Allow Fighting

Marcin Gortat Wants The NBA To Allow Fighting

Mon Mar 10 2014
Kevin Durant Dunks All Over Marcin Gortat Because Kevin Durant Is A Cheat Code

Kevin Durant Dunks All Over Marcin Gortat Because Kevin Durant Is A Cheat Code

Mon Jun 17 2013
A Mink Stole Is Full-Length On Nate Robinson

A Mink Stole Is Full-Length On Nate Robinson

Mon Jun 17 2013
Odd Foreigner Chooses Fruity Little Tattoo Over Reebok Deal

Odd Foreigner Chooses Fruity Little Tattoo Over Reebok Deal

Mon Jun 17 2013
Reebok Gives Shoe Contracts First, Asks Questions Later

Reebok Gives Shoe Contracts First, Asks Questions Later

Mon Jun 17 2013
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