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Ole Miss's Marshall Henderson was pulled over in Oxford in May. Cops say they found small amounts of pot and cocaine but cited him only for no proof of insurance. Is this why he got suspended? We welcome more creative theories. [WSJ]

Ole Miss suspended Marshall Henderson indefinitely for a violation of team rules. We cannot wait to hear the play-by-play of whatever crazy shit he did. [UPDATE: Gary Parrish hears it's due to a "failed drug test." Knock us over with a fucking feather.]