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Orbit Just <i>Loooooves</i> BaseballWe’re not sure what mascot Orbit is doing here, but it doesn’t much look like we imagine what the Astros planned it to....

This Phone Book Cover Shows An Awfully Excited Penn State MascotIf it wasn't obvious before, it certainly is now: The Nittany Lion has absolutely no trouble getting up for every game at Beaver Stadium....

By The Looks Of Things, The Texas Rangers Mascot Is Hung Like The Palomino Horse It Purports To Be Your morning roundup for May 7, the first Saturday after the gays seized control of Atlantic City....

Name That Mascot Dong, Pt. 2 (UPDATE: Lighthouse Penis Speaks, Gets Kicked In The Groin)

This weekend we brought you the phallic-shaped cannon now representing the Columbus Blue Jackets. UMass-Boston might one-up them with "Beacon," who's clearly a bipedal penis....

Sun Devil Makes Sweet, Public Love to Himself

According to tipster Evan, this is a photo of "Sparky with a boner doing push-ups" after a score in yesterday's riveting Arizona State/Portland State game. He was particularly entertained by guy and lad watching. Me too....