More News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon
It's been an uneventful week in Mattoon, Ill., where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the girls ride…
News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
It's been an uneventful week in Mattoon, Ill., where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the girls…
Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
Here's something fun for Midwesterners looking for a bazoonga-infested activity on a lonely Friday night in St. Louis:…
Topless Midget Wrestling Controversy Rocks Sleepy Illinois Community
When we allow the government to take away our right to watch tiny ladies wrestle topless, what's next? Will they take…
Big day for Mattoon tomorrow. We'll be back in town on Wednesday, and we're ready for some celebratin'! [St. Louis…
Mattoon High School's football coach resigns. Yes, only we care. Sorry. It's a Friday. [Decatur Herald & Review]
The true wide receiving (and center field) star for our Illini ... is from Mattoon! [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
Why Your Team Isn't Named "The Cute Cuddly Animals"
Where we grew up, in the humble burg of Mattoon, Illinois, there was a small town nearby called Fisher. The town was…