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How The Cold Can Destroy Your Mind And Your BodyToday’s column is about freezing to death....

All The Nasty Tricks MRSA Uses To Fuck You UpToday’s column is about skin-colonizing bacteria....
What Happens To A Brain When It Gets Rattled
Today’s column is about brain injuries....
When Clint Malarchuk Almost Bled Out On The Ice
Today’s column is about exsanguination....
Everything You Never Really Wanted To Know About Cauliflower Ear
Today’s column is about fucked-up ears....
Trash, Like Feelings, Can Become A Sad Wet Fire When Buried
Today’s column is about mysterious trash fires....
Why Running Sometimes Makes You Shit Blood
Today’s column is about bloody shits....
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How To Fuck In The Woods, And Other Survival Tips
Today’s column is about enjoying the great outdoors....

Welcome To Meat Sack, A Guide To Sports-Related Body Horror
The ecosystem of the human body does not want for complexity, nor do the myriad of idiot things we inflict upon it. This is perhaps nowhere more apparent than in the world of sports, where athletes willingly submit their bodies, like monks to their vows, in pursuit of Larry having a nice, drunken ni...