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8/24/19

12:05 PM

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College Football8/24/19

College Football8/24/19

"Is Desmond Howard Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?"

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8/19/19

12:07 PM

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Foodspin8/19/19

Foodspin8/19/19

Which Flavor Of White Claw Hard Seltzer Is Best (At Football)?

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8/13/19

12:17 AM

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Gary Thorne's Sanity Is Collateral Damage In Gleyber Torres's Demolition Of Orioles Pitching

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7/29/19

6:21 PM

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Pau Gasol's Arrival To Trail Blazers Made Much Creepier With Heavy Breather On Conference Call

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7/26/19

3:33 PM

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Mike Francesa And Trevor Bauer Get Into An Argument With No Winners And Two Losers

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7/20/19

1:20 PM

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Christen Press On Her Ill-Conceived Partnership With Barstool Sports: "I Wasn't Familiar With The Site"

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7/10/19

12:08 PM

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Until There's A Contract, There's No Contract

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6/22/19

3:31 PM

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Lisa Byington And Cat Whitehill Bust Out Lazy Tropes About African Teams For Their Germany-Nigeria Commentary

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6/12/19

10:02 AM

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The USWNT's Blowout Of Thailand Inspires Indignant Pearl-Clutching From Canadian Soccer Pundits

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6/10/19

10:10 AM

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Oh No

Barry Petchesky

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6/1/19

12:30 PM

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Twins Broadcaster Bert Blyleven Calls For The Destruction Of Tropicana Field After The Park Stole Another Homer From Miguel Sano

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5/30/19

2:16 PM

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Pirates Broadcaster Says Derek Dietrich's Dead Grandpa Would Be Ashamed Of His Home Run Celebrations

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5/23/19

1:17 PM

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Chris Broussard Gets In His Car, Loudly Defends Himself From Kevin Durant

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5/22/19

5:04 PM

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Journalismism5/22/19

Journalismism5/22/19

Report: That Scuzzy Deal Between The Mets And Yahoo Has Not Gotten Off To A Great Start

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5/20/19

8:26 PM

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Trail Blazers In Petty Feud With Local Publication Over Powerfully Inane Blog Post

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5/10/19

1:43 AM

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Mike Francesa Might, Might Be Able To Name Four Players In The Nuggets-Trail Blazers Series

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5/5/19

4:00 PM

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Don Cherry Is Not Going To Let His Blood Feud With The Hurricanes Die That Easily

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4/27/19

7:15 PM

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Josh Rosen Handles Cardinals Exit Maturely While Steve Smith Is Left To Find Another Young Player To Get Mad At For No Reason

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4/10/19

3:36 PM

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Tennis Broadcast Dominated By Commentator's Loud, Wet Snacking

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3/27/19

12:21 PM

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Sports Illustrated Publishes Anonymous Scout's Tantrum Over Odubel Herrera [Update]

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