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Deadspin Up All Night: We Have Given Our Bodies

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NBA Team, To Prospect: You Are Hiding A Child

Deadspin Up All Night: Man What A Time

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Deadspin Up All Night: The Morning Is Near

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The Sacramento Kings are going to find a way to waste the second overall pick on Thursday. Perhaps to mark the occasion, the Sacramento Bee just published an extensive look at the disaster that unfolded the last time the Kings picked in the top two and chose “Out Of Service” Pervis Ellison with the ...

Deadspin Up All Night: So Nice

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Deadspin Up All Night: Having A Party

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Mike Hoffman and fiancée Monika Caryk deny having anything to do with the harassment of Senators teammate Erik Karlsson and his wife Melinda, and say they have no idea why they’ve been accused. [Ottawa Citizen]...

Deadspin Up All Night: Todo El Mundo

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Deadspin Up All Night: That Is Quicksand

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Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Buchholz, who says he “doesn’t get into politics,” owes his marriage and family to Donald Trump, and now pledges loyalty to the president. This calls for a tepid trend piece on baseball players bonding over their love of Trump. [USA Today]...

Deadspin Up All Night: Ancients Of Mu Mu

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Let's Check In On The Capitals

Here are the writers’ Conn Smythe ballots, because the PHWA now makes its voting public. Mostly Ovechkin, some healthy support for Kuznetsov, and two lone (but justifiable) third-place votes for Marc-Andre Fleury. [PHWA]...

Good For Dwane

Deadspin Up All Night: Plainsong

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Deadspin Up All Night: Cruel Summer

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Deadspin Up All Night: You Must Be Having So Much Fun<em></em>

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Champion Capitals Salute Fans, Especially The One Flashing Them Next To The Glass [NSFW]

The Washington Capitals leveraged excellent teamwork on their way to claiming the Stanley Cup, and that teamwork continued as they took a lap around the arena in Las Vegas tonight, finding one, uh, nakedly enthusiastic fan showing her appreciation for the team in a not-safe-for-work way....

Deadspin Up All Night: Memory's A Sacred Meat

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