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Mike Ditka Slams NFL Protests: "There Has Been No Oppression In The Last 100 Years" [Update]

10/10/17 3:49PM

You Already Know What Mike Ditka Thinks Of Colin Kaepernick, So Let's Just Laugh At His Big Dumb Head

9/23/16 11:46AM

Report: Donald Trump Cobbles Together A Cast Of Sports Dickheads For GOP Convention

6/28/16 10:42PM

Bad Old Man Would Vote For Other Bad Old Man

3/04/16 10:13AM

Gary Kubiak Was Actually The Third Person To Win The Super Bowl Coaching The Same Team He Played For

2/07/16 11:25PM

ESPN Joins In Adrian Peterson Redemption Campaign; Ditka Says "I Never Had A Problem With This"

1/10/16 12:44PM

Someone Farted

10/19/15 8:39PM

Bad Old Man Likes Other Bad Old Man

9/09/15 12:48PM

Mike Ditka Says He's "Embarrassed" For "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" Rams

12/03/14 9:07AM

"Iron Mike Coldly Leaves Jim Gray": Your Best Mike Ditka Stories

12/02/14 12:07AM

Mike Ditka's Wardrobe Sponsored By Goodwill

11/16/14 12:14PM

"He Reeked Of Jim Beam And Slim Jims": Your Best Mike Ditka Stories

11/06/14 4:36PM

Mike Ditka Apparently Doesn't Give A Fuck Where He Leaves His Cigars

11/06/14 12:33AM

Watch Action Bronson Have An Extremely Awkward Meal With Mike Ditka

11/04/14 11:16AM

Mike Ditka Laments Ray Rice Suspension: "His Earning Power Is Destroyed"

Angry Outtakes From Mike Ditka's 1993 SNL Appearance Are Glorious

Mike Ditka Sleeps During Sunday NFL Countdown

12/29/13 1:38PM

Mike Ditka Looks Like The Old Guy From Up

12/16/13 8:44PM

Mike Ditka's "Biggest Mistake" Was Letting Obama Become President

Barry Petchesky

10/09/13 4:17PM

Waiting For Ditka

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