Mike Ditka did a phone interview with Newsmax, the halfway house for wayward Fox News personalities and dollar store…

Pro Football Hall of Famer and former ESPN analyst Mike Ditka dove again into the NFL protest controversy last night…

Mike Ditka, a racist porcupine with a perpetual sunburn, has weighed in on the Colin Kaepernick situation. You…

Donald Trump, a pile of faux-leather designer handbag knockoffs, has compiled a murderers’ row of sports figures for…

Mike Ditka, a screaming bowl of sausage gravy, went on the radio yesterday and said that if the presidential…

At least twice during the Super Bowl broadcast, Jim Nantz relayed an interesting fact to the audience: With Denver’s…

ESPN joined Sports Illustrated in the quest to redeem Adrian Peterson for beating his child today on NFL Countdown,…

Our money’s on Ditka.

Mike Ditka, a cigar on life support, recently said some nice things about Donald Trump, a fart telling an endless…

Crappy leather-faced old man Mike Ditka has taken to the pages of the Chicago Sun Times to hit us with his take on…

Last month we ran your best Mike Ditka stories, and at the same time solicited for more. Our readers came through,…

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Yesterday we posted Andy Richter's telling of Mike Ditka doing "one of the most senselessly arrogant &…

Conan O'Brien sidekick Andy Richter took to Twitter late Wednesday night to tell a pretty funny story about Mike…

Queens rapper Action Bronson is pretty great, in part because he once called himself "The Young Randy Velarde" on a…

Mike Ditka is a nasty, miserable, old man, who is paid by ESPN to talk about football in part because he is nasty…

The Chicago Bears fired legendary coach Mike Ditka on Jan. 5, 1993, Four days later, in Saturday Night Live's cold…

Keyshawn Johnson had to rouse a snoozing Mike Ditka as ESPN cut back to the Sunday NFL Countdown studio from Josina…

The transition to cartoon character is complete.

In 2004, Mike Ditka mulled a run for Illinois's vacant senate seat. The prohibitive favorite was state senator…