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Mike Ditka did a phone interview with Newsmax, the halfway house for wayward Fox News personalities and dollar store…
Oct 10 2017
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Pro Football Hall of Famer and former ESPN analyst Mike Ditka dove again into the NFL protest controversy last night…
Sep 23 2016
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Mike Ditka, a racist porcupine with a perpetual sunburn, has weighed in on the Colin Kaepernick situation. You…
Jun 28 2016
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Donald Trump, a pile of faux-leather designer handbag knockoffs, has compiled a murderers’ row of sports figures for…
Mar 4 2016
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Mike Ditka, a screaming bowl of sausage gravy, went on the radio yesterday and said that if the presidential…
Feb 7 2016
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Gary Kubiak Was Actually The Third Person To Win The Super Bowl Coaching The Same Team He Played For
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At least twice during the Super Bowl broadcast, Jim Nantz relayed an interesting fact to the audience: With Denver’s…
Jan 10 2016
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Sep 9 2015
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Mike Ditka, a cigar on life support, recently said some nice things about Donald Trump, a fart telling an endless…
Dec 3 2014
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Crappy leather-faced old man Mike Ditka has taken to the pages of the Chicago Sun Times to hit us with his take on…
Dec 2 2014
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Last month we ran your best Mike Ditka stories, and at the same time solicited for more. Our readers came through,…
Nov 16 2014
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Nov 6 2014
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Yesterday we posted Andy Richter's telling of Mike Ditka doing "one of the most senselessly arrogant &…
Nov 6 2014
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Conan O'Brien sidekick Andy Richter took to Twitter late Wednesday night to tell a pretty funny story about Mike…
Nov 4 2014
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Queens rapper Action Bronson is pretty great, in part because he once called himself "The Young Randy Velarde" on a…
Sep 8 2014
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Mike Ditka is a nasty, miserable, old man, who is paid by ESPN to talk about football in part because he is nasty…
Jun 18 2014
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The Chicago Bears fired legendary coach Mike Ditka on Jan. 5, 1993, Four days later, in Saturday Night Live's cold…
Dec 29 2013
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Keyshawn Johnson had to rouse a snoozing Mike Ditka as ESPN cut back to the Sunday NFL Countdown studio from Josina…
Dec 16 2013
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The transition to cartoon character is complete.
Oct 9 2013
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In 2004, Mike Ditka mulled a run for Illinois's vacant senate seat. The prohibitive favorite was state senator…