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Monday Night Football

The Booger Mobile Is Finito

Jason Witten Would Rather Get Tackled Than Say Dumb Things On ESPN

ESPN Doesn't Appear To Know What Happened During The Civil War

The Booger Mobile Has Been Decommissioned For The Season, And Possibly Forever

Report: The Tessitore-Witten-McFarland Trio Will Be Back For The 2019 NFL Season

12/17/18 11:43PM

Report: Jason Garrett Attempted To Improve Monday Night Football

12/09/18 12:47PM

Monday Night Football Needs To Get Over Itself

11/29/18 2:20PM

Well That Was Exhilarating As Shit

11/20/18 1:09AM

The Booger Mobile Has Been Taken Down A Notch

10/30/18 3:47PM

Odell Beckham Jr.'s Extended Meltdown Continues

10/11/18 10:36PM

Refs Flag Excessive Celebration After Drew Brees Breaks All-Time Passing Yardage Mark [UPDATE]

10/08/18 10:22PM

Improvised Lefty Pass Highlights Another Heroic Performance From The Unreal Patrick Mahomes

10/02/18 12:33AM

Ryan Fitzpatrick Is Finally Ryan Fitzpatricking

Vance McDonald Buries Chris Conte With Devastating Stiff-Arm

Jason Witten Doesn't Quite Have This Telestrator Thing Down Yet

New ESPN President Jimmy Pitaro Is Ready To Roll Over For The NFL

8/20/18 12:05PM

Why Would ESPN Even Ask Brett Favre To Audition For Monday Night Football?

4/18/18 10:59AM

Put Alex Jones In The Booth For Monday Night Football, Cowards

Why Does Jon Gruden Think The Philadelphia Stadiums Are "Downtown"?

12/26/17 1:36PM

I Call That The Turkey Hole

11/06/17 11:13PM

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