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Blue Jays' Danny Jansen Sacrificed His Mustache Mid-Game For An RBI SingleDanny Jansen was missing out on the offensive fun his teammates were getting into on Friday as the Blue Jays were absolutely steamrolling the Tigers. While his team had gotten up to a 9-0 lead in the top of the sixth, Jansen had started the game going 0-for-3 from the plate. ...

Let's Remember Some Guys, Big Box Full Of Garbage, Volume IIIYou can’t really know what your life’s great work will be when you begin it. Our days are full to overfull with work, but so little of that feels important. This is not to say that all of it is bullshit, although for most everyone some significant portion of it is invariably bullshit. It’s just tha...

Let's Remember Some Guys: Random Cards Mailed To Our Office EditionThe internet is lonesome and atomizing and weird, which is strange when you consider that Bringing People Together is the one aspect of its ostensible promise that is unquestionably a success. It’s probably not the internet’s fault that, having been brought together, everyone just immediately starte...

Don Mattingly's Marlins Take A Lesson From Mr. Burns And Ban Facial Hair

Let’s all go back to 1992, when The Simpsons’ “Homer At The Bat” first aired. Mr. Burns recruits a bunch of ballplayers as ringers for his softball team, including Don Mattingly. Here’s a very good, long piece on the episode, and how it got made....

Let's Appreciate Danny Espinosa's Big, Beautiful Mustache

Oh, hey. I'm Nationals second baseman Danny Espinosa, and I have a ridiculous mustache now. This is how I look, on purpose....

Hey, Look At Alex Ovechkin's Killer Mustache

The music makes it oddly soothing. I could watch a few minutes of Alex Ovechkin and his mustache....

[Tim Lincecum is sporting a new mustache. It's, uh, something. Getty Photo/Chris Petersen]...

Vote For Jack Morris (And Shut Up About Game 7 Already)

Over the next few weeks, we'll be examining the merits—and relative lack of merits—of all 36 players on this year's Hall of Fame ballot for the purposes of better informing the electorate, i.e., you. All entries in the series can be found here....