Jul 20 2019
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Danny Jansen was missing out on the offensive fun his teammates were getting into on Friday as the Blue Jays were…
Jun 1 2018
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You can’t really know what your life’s great work will be when you begin it. Our days are full to overfull with…
May 9 2018
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The internet is lonesome and atomizing and weird, which is strange when you consider that Bringing People Together…
Feb 21 2016
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Let’s all go back to 1992, when The Simpsons’ “Homer At The Bat” first aired. Mr. Burns recruits a bunch of…
Mar 2 2015
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Oh, hey. I'm Nationals second baseman Danny Espinosa, and I have a ridiculous mustache now. This is how I look, on…
Nov 21 2014
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The music makes it oddly soothing. I could watch a few minutes of Alex Ovechkin and his mustache.
Feb 25 2014
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[Tim Lincecum is sporting a new mustache. It's, uh, something. Getty Photo/Chris Petersen]
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Aug 20 2013
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For the first time in his career, Mark Sanchez has been challenged for the starting job. He responded by growing a…
May 1 2013
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This is what happens when your team sweeps its first-round playoff series and you end up with a lot of free time on…
Mar 19 2013
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We saw nascent stirrings of this on photo day, but it looks like Joba Chamberlain's mustache is officially going to…
Dec 6 2011
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We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of…
Oct 18 2010
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Pavano, Kevin Johnson, Jim Joyce and UTEP Mascot Paydirt Pete are the sports world's representatives among the…
Sep 9 2010
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Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
Aug 18 2010
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Of course, the answer to the headline question is no, it probably isn't. It could equally be an homage to Freddie…
Aug 6 2010
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Collin Balester was having trouble. He had a great mustache, but he wasn't pitching well at all. He had beaned…
Nov 1 2009
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In what other award ceremony will you hear the winning entry referred to as a "menacing mouth garden?"
Aug 29 2009
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The grizzly folks at the AMI are none too tickled about the Texas quarterback's fumble, comparing it to a Greek…
Jul 9 2009
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The All-Star Game is rife with "bare-faced mortals," so the American Mustache Institute — bless their whiskers — is…
Jul 18 2007
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The American Mustache Institute — yes, it exists — is hosting voting for the Best Sports Mustache Of All Time. Oh, come on, it's too obvious to vote for Rollie. [American Mustache Institute]
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Jun 30 2007
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It's a sad commentary on the state of the summer sports scene that one of the most important things happening today…