The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Inter Forced To Play Two Matches In Closed Stadium For Having Racist Shithead Fans

12/27/18 12:57PM

Brilliant Italian Soccer Man Scores Just The Coolest Goddamn Goal

This Big Slovak Kid Straight Up Wrecked The Famed Stars Of Napoli's Attack

10/24/17 1:12PM

Man, Cristiano Ronaldo Really Blew This One

How Gonzalo Higuaín Became Public Enemy No. 1 In Naples

Juventus's Ungodly Fee For Gonzalo Higuaín Is Well Worth It

Here Are All 36 Goals From Gonzalo Higuaín's Amazing, Record-Breaking Season

Gonzalo Higuaín Loses His Mind After Getting Red Card

Italian Soccer Fan Has Hell Of A Time Calming Down His Rowdy Paisani

Maurizio Sarri Gets Off Pretty Light After Calling Roberto Mancini A "Faggot"

Inter Manager Roberto Mancini Says Opposing Manager Called Him A "Faggot"

1/20/16 12:34AM

A Brief History Of Gonzalo Higuaín Being A Choke Artist

Britos Bloodies Morata With Vicious Headbutt

Gonzalo Higuaín Forgets He's Really Good, Bungles Really Easy Goal

Ageless Wonders, Crazy Owners, And Ultras: Our 2014-2015 Serie A Preview

Mesut Özil's First Goal For Arsenal Was Kind Of Amazing

10/01/13 3:20PM

The Champions League Group Of Death Is Just Hilarious

Pepe Reina Pulled Down His Shorts Before A Match Near A Bunch Of Kids

8/03/13 12:30PM

What Edinson Cavani's Move To PSG Means For European Soccer

7/19/13 12:30PM

Deadspin's Sign Of The Apocalypse

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