The sort of celebrity profile that opens with an anecdote set in a restaurant or hotel room is more or less always bad,…
As of this year, all 30 MLB teams now have protective netting that extends at least to the ends of the dugouts, a…
Amphibians, as every little kid knows, are born in water, as larvae, breathing water through gills. Later they undergo…
Hello, hi, yes, hello. We’ve all seen this, right? This story in the New York Fucking Times about the Pentagon’s $22…
If there was one thing the ongoing Colin Kaepernick unemployment saga really needed, it was a flaccid, incomprehensibly…
In the abstract, David Brooks’s choice to begin today’s Times column about the assorted Trump/Russia investigations…
I mean obviously the first and most important point is: Mazel tov! After a few years of harrowing personal crisis for…
New York Times public editor Liz Spayd wrote an exceptionally stupid column this weekend criticizing the newspaper’s…
On Sunday, Frank Bruni dedicated his New York Times op-ed column to the way Donald Trump eats steak. This is not the…
Can you imagine telling an inequality-wracked world that we might not want to take away a billionaire’s money? Absurd.…
Let’s talk about fake news. Are you excited? I am! (Actually I’m not. That claim was fake news.)
It’s easy to write a story that pisses off one or two demographics. But how can you piss off every demographic…
After a long, ugly, and immensely stupid presidential election, a modest plurality of a little more than half of…
Like many major news organizations, the New York Times has a policy that forbids its writers and editors from publicly…
In a move much anticipated by members of the royal court, the Kingdom of the New York Times has elevated a prince of…
On Saturday, as Republicans lined up to denounce Donald Trump and the pussy-grabbing candidate brooded in his tower,…
What number of sentences do you guess is sufficient to positively say that David Brooks has failed in the stated…
Everyone agrees that Gary Johnson, who is pretending to be an actual candidate for the presidency under the banner of…
Six years ago, the New York Times appended a correction to its obituary of George Michael, the sportscaster who pushed…
So you’ve decided to get a piano! For yourself, or for, say, the piano-loving Target worker who gave up her lifelong…
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