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In Miracle, Orioles Somehow Manage To Avoid Falling Victim To Perfect GameThe Orioles are in the midst of a historically bad season with many lowlights that will likely be used in hospitals all over the country to help patients induce vomiting. But to those cursed with supporting this team, I bring good news. Baltimore showed on Sunday that the depths of their awfulness d...

The Worst Tinder Pickup Lines I've GottenPeople have a lot of things to say on how to Tinder, but my main piece of advice would be this: Don't be gross. Yes, open with something more interesting than "Yo" or "Hey" or "Howdy." (Please don't use "Howdy.") But mostly, don't be gross. Also, please don't repeat any of these opening lines a few ...

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How To Give A Best Man Toast That Doesn't Suck

We got this email the other day from reader Alex. It's the kind of email we get a lot round these parts:...

Belligerent Galloping Lady Demonstrates The Funniest Way To Use A Treadmill

We can't decide whether or not the belligerent gallop-jog is funnier on loop, as you'll see above, or as a single belligerent gallop-jog, which can be seen here. But this woman definitely eats elliptical girls for breakfast. Our only regret is that the tipster, Marc, did not capture the moment whe...

Lady Politician Kicked Out For Rocking A Jersey

Clare Curran, a member of the New Zealand Parliament representing Dunedin South, was asked to leave the debating chambers yesterday after arriving in a Highlanders jersey to show her support for the rugby club's original colors. The Highlanders have announced plans to adopt a green jersey, which h...

CRACK BABY VS. AIDS BABY? An Audio Funbag With Adam Carolla

Worlds are colliding, folks. Number one podcaster in the universe Adam Carolla was nice enough to record an audio funbag with us, in which he answers some of your most probing questions....

Jim Brown: All-American, Gaylord

Your Deadcast guest this week is Hall of Famer Jim Brown (listen here). And holy shit, is that man intimidating. Except when talking about rollerskating around Venice Beach....

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For Your Viewing Pleasure: Bite Me; It's Fun!

• Now — Sport-adjacent: "Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys" marathon [HBO] - Hard Knocks: For people who prefer their soap operas encased in Lycra. • 12:30 — Sport: 2008 Beijing Olympics [NBC] - According to NBC, we will enjoy gold-medal finals in individual rhythmic gymnastics, tea...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

Detroit woman stifles two robbers by sitting on them. The Lions could sure use that kind of blocking. [Click On Detroit]...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

On Juan Gonzalez, Steroids And Why We Just Can't Care Anymore

Don't worry: Rick wasn't the only person to notice that our Cardinals sure do seem to have a lot of steroid folks on their team....

by Leitch|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

ESPN's math skills are a little weak. Actually the most unbelievable part of this ad is that the Rams scored 20 points. [Bugs and Cranks]...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

If you're using a fake Terrell Owens in your advertisements, you probably deserve what's coming to you. [New York Daily News]...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

How Mark McGwire Will Get You On Jury Duty

Part of our job is to bring you the best links we can from around the Web, highlighting all the talented people doing amazing things simply because they love it. But the site we think might be the best, and the one we read more religiously than any other, is Viva El Birdos. We don't link it that oft...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

Keeps The Hot Side Hot, The Cool Side Cool!

As if tennis weren't odd enough, we give you the half grass, half clay playing surface. On the right is Wimbledon champ Roger Federer, who is unbeaten in 48 matches on grass, and on the left is French Open champ Rafael Nadal, unbeaten in 72 matches on clay. In the middle is a confused referee, and o...

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|Tue Jun 18 2013

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