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Elderly Samuel Eto'o Bashes Mourinho, Plans To Play As <em>Actual</em> Old ManSamuel Eto'o is in the Ivory Coast today in support of the Copa Coca Cola, an international youth tournament. In an interview before the event, he had some choice words for the "fool" José Mourinho and anyone else who wants to fuck with Hollywood Court....

Sad Manchester United Allow Elderly Samuel Eto'o To Score Hat TrickNo one would have imagined this before the season started: Chelsea demolishes Manchester United 3-1, and the only remotely surprising thing is that Samuel Eto'o—a thousand years old, a chronic misfirer—was the man who knocked in the goals. And yet that's how it is....