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No, Boner Rower Does Not Have A Boner: A Gay Man's Remedial Guide To Penises For Straight GuysFact: the average straight person has sex about once every four years. (Except for 43-year-old divorced dads in New York City, who are having sex with every 26-year-old lady, all the time.) Fact: the average straight man has seen about 3.2 penises in his life....

That's Not A Boner, Says Boner RowerOver the weekend, the American team took bronze in the men's coxless four rowing event. But at the medal ceremony, you could be forgiven for ignoring the first- and second-place teams, and indeed three-fourths of the U.S. team. Instead, all eyes were on Henrik Rummel. (Rummel and his penis are secon...

Olympics Field Guide: Dong Dong, The Master Of Philosophy And Psychological Warfare Name: Dong Dong. Yes. Ha-ha, very funny....