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Leftovers: Actual Basketball Tonight
• The women's NCAA championship is tonight, and honestly, it has to be more entertaining than last night's game was. [Women's Hoops] • We love music critics; they even took the time out to review Terrell Owens' rap song. [Pitchfork Media] • This might not be the best time to be bidding on a date wit...

Leftovers: Roger Clemens Hysteria Already
• Roger Clemens goes to a baseball game, and now everyone's convinced he's playing for them. [Boston Globe] • President Bush throws out the first pitch in Cincinnati, and the Reds respond with their best Michael Brown impression, giving up five runs in the first. [Cincinnati.com] • Charles Barkley, ...

Leftovers: April Fools Fun...
• Cleveland blogger gives his reasons why the Cavs are going to miss the playoffs... despite already having clinched a playoff spot. [Mistake By The Lake Sporting Times]...

Leftovers: The Right Way To Pay Off A Ref
• It is apparently legal to bribe referees in Nigeria. Don't even pretend you're surprised. [ESPN] • Bring us the head of John Wooden! Seriously ... somebody bring it. [Yahoo Sports] • Scranton's sports columnist might very well be a pedophile. Seriously. [Delco Times] • We live in a great world whe...

Leftovers: Live-Blogging Selig's Press Conference
• Did you miss Bud Selig's press conference on the steroid inquiry committee today? Fret not; it has been live-blogged. [Talking Baseball] • NHL refs has Jack Abramoff's back. [Hockey Dirt] • Nothing funnier than pretending your teammates are one of them gays. [The Toronto Star] • The Adam Morrison ...

Leftovers: Afternoons With Rickey
• You can't write too many words about Rickey Henderson. You just can't. [Yahoo Sports] • What kind of world do we live in, where a perfectly innocent Playmate can be hit in the face with a puck at a hockey game? [The Wade Blogs] • Celtics "guard" likes to drive his car very, very fast. [Daily News ...

Leftovers: Forgetting The Bats (Literally)
• We know the A's didn't hit that well last year, but they're still going to need their bats. [SAn Francisco Chronicle] • He plays for Notre Dame, and he boxes. The motif here: Hitting people. [Boxing Talk] • This is what happens when you beat a Final Four team twice; Hofstra coach gets extension an...

Leftovers: Yeah, This Is Totally Going To Work
• Alfonso Soriano, outfield matador. [The Sports Frog] • Randy Johnson, in a child support snafu. We believe the tabloids call them "love child." [The Smoking Gun] • Honestly, there's not much better than a good NASCAR fight. [SI.com] • Magic sign up Howard and Nelson to another year on their contra...

Leftovers: Crazy Day In Cincinnati
• A big merry-go-round of Bob Huggins and his pals. [Yahoo] • St. Louis Blues are finally sold ... to Dave Checketts! [SportsBiz] • Louis Orr out on his can at Seton Hall. [Big East Basketball Report] • The mid-majors aren't much better at the whole student-athlete thing than the big schools are. [S...

Leftovers: The Return Of Kemp
• Shawn Kemp wants to return to the NBA. Some things are just too serious to make a joke about. [ESPN] • Bob Huggins completes his Bill Snyder impression and heads to Kansas State. [Kansas City Star] • One more little slice of love for the Bradley Braves. [The Phat Phree] • Gary Sheffield implica...

Leftovers: More Benson Cuckolding
• We're thinking Kris Benson's last couple weeks in New York had to be one of the most emasculating experiences in history. First it was sticking up for his crazy wife, then addressing the trade rumors dressed as Santa and, finally, posing for the cover of New York Tails, a pet magazine for the pe...

Leftovers: Hey, The Season's Already Over!
• For those who like their sports played in theory more than they like them played in practice — and we're sometimes prey to this ourselves — we present: The 2006 baseball season! [Replacement Level Yankees Weblog] • We might not know the difference between soccer and rugby, but hey, ESPN has proble...

Leftovers: Joey Cancelled
• Lions finally say they've had enough of Joey Harrington. [Football Outsiders] • New York Post points out that John Rocker is hanging out with a "black babe." You might find her here. [Page Six] • Ichiro is disgusted by our filthy American dugouts. We're such swine. [Newsday] • Is there a right or ...

Leftovers: CRACKing The Bracket
• CRACKED takes on the NCAA tournament bracket, with pretty amusing results. [Cracked] • Dwight Gooden, in some serious trouble again. [MLB.com] • Sean Connery will sue you and your damn golf course. [The Wade Blogs] • Tom Brady, firing a machine gun in Israel. Some things just make no sense. [Bosto...

Leftovers: Saints Sign Drew Brees, So There
• Drew Brees is now a Saint, and now we have no idea what happens in the draft. [Sign On San Diego] • Washington Nationals unveil their new stadium design. You mean something could possibly be more beautiful than RFK? [Capitol Punishment] • You know what? This is exactly what we think the Cardinals'...

Leftovers: It's A Buzzsaw Super Bowl, For Sure
• Just to repeat: The Buzzsaw signed Edgerrin James! [Cardinals Report] • Blogger goes after Bill Simmons. Dude, you're never gonna get to meet Ken Howard. [Off Wing Opinion] • Jamal Lewis isn't going anywhere. Not jail either, smart guy. [NFL View] • Some ACC guys are still a little pissy about the...

Leftovers...
• Antwaan Randle-El is a now a Redskin. I mean, that's the team he plays for. His actual complexion didn't change. Man, I hate the Redskins. [Steelerblog.com]...

Leftovers...
• Qualitative Analysis says that the Missouri Valley Conference kinda sucks. [Critical Fanatic]...

Leftovers: That Would Explain The Back Pain, Yes
• Mike Venafro has been wearing the wrong kind of shoe for years. Uh, keep us from his doctors, OK? [Baseball Musings] • We're legitimately horrified by Matt Trannon. We hope he doesn't eat our Illini tonight. [Critical Fanatic] • Kendra Davis ... felon? [The Herald News] • The definitive video game...