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IDIOT OF THE MONTH: We're surrounded by idiots“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” ― Mark Twain...

Mookie Betts Played Kevin Gausman For A FoolMookie Betts, the best non–Mike Trout player in baseball who makes everything look impossibly easy, has a history of showing as little mercy as possible to the division rival Baltimore Orioles. He continued that trend during last night’s 6-2 victory over the O’s in Boston....

Dion Waiters Is Rich Now And I've Been Brutally OwnedA little over one year ago, I wrote a blog post about Dion Waiters signing with the Miami Heat on a one-year, $2.9 million deal after turning down a qualifying offer worth $6.8 million from the Thunder. That blog had a shit-eating grin of a headline—Dion Waiters Handled His Free Agency Like He Handl...

Meteorologist Enlists Son To Own Him On Live Broadcast

Las Vegas Fox station KVVU’s Ted Pretty found himself assigned to fireworks-biz coverage yesterday afternoon, and the meteorologist’s interaction with a back-talking young boy made the clip an internet sensation. It’s all a setup, of course; that’s Pretty’s son doing the ownage, as is made pretty ob...

Chuck Todd Owns Rudy Giuliani

The Trump campaign pulled its entire team off the Sunday morning talk shows, sending out Rudy Giuliani to speak on behalf of the Republican presidential nominee on all four broadcast networks. His appearance with Chuck Todd on Meet The Press didn’t go so well, as the show’s host confronted the forme...

Here's The Best Sports Highlight Of The Day

You thought there weren’t any good sports on this afternoon? No. Wrong. This is the best sports highlight of the day....

Fan Goes To High-Five Soccer Player, Dabs Right In His Face, Enrages Soccer Player

This guy gets so mad, it’s great:...

The Bear Will Offer No Sympathy

Here we have an encounter between a kayaker and a bear. It is an encounter that quickly devolves from tense to hysterical, which is what happens when those who may take the harsh realities of nature for granted are confronted by those who do not. ...