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Goalkeeper Gets Red Card For Taking A Piss In The Middle Of MatchNot many were sure why, but in the 86th minute of this weekend’s Salford City-Bradford Park Avenue match in England’s sixth-tier league, Salford keeper Max Crocombe was sent off for something that happened away from the action on the field. Soon, though, it became clear: Crocombe had taken a pee bre...

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go“How was work Sunday?”...

How Long Can You Wear Championship Gear?<em></em>Hey, it’s Election Day! You should go vote. Unless you forgot to register, in which case it’s probably too late, in which case you are utterly powerless to control the country’s destiny, in which case we may all burn forever as a result of your negligence, in which case you should hide when we come ...

DeAngelo Williams Heckles Jordan Cameron While He Pees

So that’s a weird headline. It only exists because DeAngelo Williams and Jordan Cameron are part of this year’s American Football Without Barriers camp in Egypt, and also because it’s hard to hold a pee on a long bus trip....

I Peed My Pants At A Little League Game, And Other Tales Of Urine-Based Humiliation

A moment of silence for the dignity of everyone who responded when we asked you to tell us about a time you peed your pants. You have no shame, and you should be proud of that. But my God! A lot of you have pissed yourselves at inopportune times! Here are the best of those stories....

Tell Us About A Time You Pissed Yourself

You may have a story about that one time you peed all over yourself. If you don’t, you likely have a story about that one time your buddy peed all over himself. We want to hear those stories. ...

Teamwork Is Helping To Hide Your Buddy's Dong While He Pees On The Bench

If you ever wanted to know how close the Sevilla players are with each other, this is your answer....

I'm A Grown Man Who Wet The Bed. What Do I Do Now?

Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Check the Squalor Archive for assistance. Are you still dirty? Email her....