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Goalkeeper Gets Red Card For Taking A Piss In The Middle Of Match

Billy Haisley
10/30/17 11:06am
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Not many were sure why, but in the 86th minute of this weekend’s Salford City-Bradford Park Avenue match in England’s sixth-tier league, Salford keeper Max Crocombe was sent off for something that happened away from the action on the field. Soon, though, it became clear: Crocombe had taken a pee break right there on…

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

Dan McQuade
9/17/17 2:28pm
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“How was work Sunday?”

Six Best Pairs Of Men's Premium Underwear, And A Pee Poll

Shane Roberts
5/10/17 2:25pm
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Earlier this week we asked you to unzip and talk about your picks for best men’s premium underwear. Some of you ignored the criteria completely, some of you nominated underwear marketed toward women, and many of you engaged in a healthy debate about best practices when peeing. There’s something for everyone here.

DeAngelo Williams Heckles Jordan Cameron While He Pees

Tom Ley
2/29/16 12:28pm
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So that’s a weird headline. It only exists because DeAngelo Williams and Jordan Cameron are part of this year’s American Football Without Barriers camp in Egypt, and also because it’s hard to hold a pee on a long bus trip.

I Peed My Pants At A Little League Game, And Other Tales Of Urine-Based Humiliation

Leslie Horn
9/21/15 5:11pm
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A moment of silence for the dignity of everyone who responded when we asked you to tell us about a time you peed your pants. You have no shame, and you should be proud of that. But my God! A lot of you have pissed yourselves at inopportune times! Here are the best of those stories.

Tell Us About A Time You Pissed Yourself

Leslie Horn
9/18/15 12:56pm
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You may have a story about that one time you peed all over yourself. If you don’t, you likely have a story about that one time your buddy peed all over himself. We want to hear those stories.

Teamwork Is Helping To Hide Your Buddy's Dong While He Pees On The Bench

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3/18/15 5:06pm
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If you ever wanted to know how close the Sevilla players are with each other, this is your answer.

The Future Song "Peacoat" Is About Fashion And Peeing On A Girl

Leslie Horn
1/22/15 1:32pm
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Atlanta rapper Future and beloved veteran producer Zaytoven just put out a great new mixtape called Beast Mode. It includes a song called "Peacoat," which is about both high fashion and watersports, because hip-hop wordplay is alive and well!

ESPN Cameras Catch Nebraska Player Appearing To Relieve Himself

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10/05/13 2:42pm
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Can't a guy get a little privacy/patriotic whizzing?

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