Pennsylvania Gov. Candidate: "I'm Going To Stomp All Over Your Face In Golf Spikes"

There are no circumstances under which you should feel bad for Chris Christie, but here’s the one that seems closest. Heading into the primary campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, Christie had a brand that worked for him. He wasn’t a great or even terribly good governor of New Jersey—he was…

Pennsylvania School District Decides It's A Good Idea To Have Separate Showers For Kids And Grown-Ups

This is called being proactive. The Bentworth School District, in southwestern Pennsylvania, is going to construct new shower facilities to be used by coaches, referees, and any other adults who might want to clean up after games. Yes, the decision is specifically because of Jerry Sandusky, and no, nothing's happened…