Brewers pitcher Adrian Houser barfing on the mound earlier this month was gross, but Diamondbacks reliever Archie Bradley has his own bodily-substance story to contribute to the discourse. On the Yahoo Sports MLB Podcast, Bradley courageously confessed to shitting his pants immediately prior to a relief appearanceâŚ
And now, the latest news from the Denver metro area: a portable toilet went to go meet the Sky Gods. It paid tribute to its former home on Earth by spraying a fine mist of odious liquid into the windy summer air.
Itâs a story as old as time: A man was taking poops where he wasnât supposed to, and his neighbors have caught him in an elaborate sting operation by hiding in the bushes with a camera.
A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didnât do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.
One New Jersey township was having a bit a poop problem recently. Someone was repeatedly taking a dump at the football field and track complex at Holmdel High School. The police said it was happening âon a daily basis.â
Denali is full of shit.
A truly unfortunate woman in Little Rock, Ark. is the victim of one of the shittiest possible crimes: a mad poopening.
Social media was abuzz this weekend with a video depicting a baby-faced Sunderland fan sitting alongside his fellow supporters at the Stadium of Light, taking in the dayâs match while also appearing to take a pleasant shit right there on his seat. The kid, later revealed to be 17-year-old Callum Mawson, has since comeâŚ
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Teens, mostly on cross country teams are attempting to cram as many people as possible into port-a-potties. Itâs called the Port-A-Potty Challenge, and itâs as self-explanatory as it is gross. Hereâs the best one:
The Colorado Springs Police Departmentâs public information officer audibly sighed into the phone Monday as he told me, again, that there were still no updates on the hunt for the Mad Pooper, the feculent jogger who has been terrorizing the city.
A jogger known as the Mad Pooper has caused an uproar across Colorado Springs with the public turds that sheâs been dropping in and around one familyâs yard, and allegedly a few other places too. Colorado Springs police are on the case, although a particularly exasperated public information officer told me WednesdayâŚ
Thereâs no use trying to skirt around this, so letâs cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someoneâs house for a few weeks now. Theyâre calling her the Mad Pooper and she wonât stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping. I hope youâŚ
Welcome to Meat Sack, a guide to sports-related body horror. Todayâs column is about bloody shits.
Russian-American kickboxing specialist Justine Kish squared up with UFC veteran Felice Herrig in Oklahoma City during tonightâs UFC Fight Night event. Herrig won in a unanimous decision, although the previously undefeated Kish did an admirable job of wriggling out of a rear naked choke late in the third round andâŚ
Read one particular way, the history of cycling is a history of riders doing all they can to stretch past the natural limits of the human body. Cheating has been at the very heart of cycling since its inception and riders have tried, at various points throughout the sportâs history, strychnine, EPO, cocaine, wine,âŚ
Tom Dumoulin abruptly pulled over during stage 16 of the Giro dâItalia today. The reason wasnât clear, until he took off his gear and squatted to take a roadside crap.
Richard Sherman feels the way many NFL fans and players feel about Thursday Night Football, which is that itâs an abomination of the schedule intended to facilitate the NFLâs amoeba-like takeover of our lives and attention spans. Well, his take was much more succinct. Take it away, Mr. Sherman.
