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Mystery High School Football Field Pooper Turns Out To Be A School SuperintendentOne New Jersey township was having a bit a poop problem recently. Someone was repeatedly taking a dump at the football field and track complex at Holmdel High School. The police said it was happening “on a daily basis.”...

Flush After You Use The ToiletSports Illustrated has a fun piece about the various systems of informal fines NHL teams have, where players are forced to pay up for doing things like falling down during warmups, eating in the hot tub, or throwing utensils during dinner. It’s something to pass the time during the long NHL season, ...

Please Do Not Watch Phone Videos While PoopingYour letters:...

Tommy Craggs Wants You To Be As Miserable As He Is

I've had the privilege of sitting next to Craggs for five years now (and working alongside him at ESPN The Mag for a year before that, though I don't think he once bothered to say hello or introduce himself—this generation's I.F. Stone wouldn't deign to pretend he was doing anything more than slummi...

Kentucky DT Cory Johnson On How Much He Poops: "I Poop So Much"

This is from yesterday, but what kind of operation would we be running if we did not share with you the most urgent news coming out of SEC football? This is Cory Johnson, a recent junior-college transfer, speaking with LEX 18's Alan Cutler about his fluctuating weight. Johnson says he could weigh 29...

Michigan Playground Pooper Now Inspiring Highway Billboards

There's some weird shit going on in Ypsilanti, Mich., right now. Apparently, some terrible person has been taking dumps on playground equipment all over town, and one local marketing firm has had enough of it. ...

Insane Person Endeavors To Poop The Rainbow

[stands in silence, agape, for many long minutes, as the wind blows]...

A User's Guide To The Bizarre Toilets Of Sochi

So you want to poop in Sochi. One of the unexpected highlights of the lead-up to the Olympics has been the discovery that many of the bathrooms in and around Sochi are, shall we say, Russian Unorthodox. If you or a loved one are heading to the Olympics, you may need a primer. Allow us to help....