Sep 19 2015
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Ten years after leaving the majors amidst the haze of a steroid suspension, 50-year-old Rafael Palmeiro returned to…
Dec 24 2013
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Rafael Palmeiro was going to stroll into the Hall of Fame. It's sort of unbelievable to remember this fact, as we…
Apr 27 2013
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If we can indulge in a brief moment of Welcome Back, Baseball — still early enough in the season, right? — it’s a…
Apr 14 2013
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Buster Olney has a fun little Mariano Rivera story from former outfielder and current V.P. of baseball operations…
Dec 29 2010
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He still claims he never took steroids. He sought comfort in the soothing words of President George W. Bush. His…
May 9 2007
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Poor George Mitchell. Most people thought his steroids investigation into baseball was doomed more than a year ago,…
Dec 28 2005
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Remember during the steroid trials, when Sammy Sosa inexplicably forgot how to speak english? Rafael Palmeiro,…
Nov 10 2005
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For anybody who missed it yesterday, Orioles designated hitter Rafael Palmeiro finally made a public statement…
Sep 23 2005
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Well, now it appears that the "secret source" for Rafael Palmeiro's steroid wasn't a "source" or, for that matter,…
Sep 22 2005
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Having exhausted the bottomless well of information that is Jorge Piedra, Congress is now investigating whether a…
Sep 20 2005
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Hey, here's something: Congress is looking into whether or not Orioles mustache rider Rafael Palmeiro lied to them…
Sep 14 2005
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• If there's a way to rectify a wrong by screwing over a student-athlete, rest assured that the NCAA will find it. [T…
Sep 12 2005
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We can't help but notice something: It has been a bad few days for the mustache. Pittsburgh coach Dave Wannstedt…
Sep 6 2005
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He's tried earplugs, he's tried refusing interviews, he's even tried shaving the mustache (OK, wishful thinking…
Aug 30 2005
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News And Views From The Disaffected and Bored ...
• It has come to this: People are blatantly begging the Orioles to…
Aug 30 2005
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What you missed while calling for the assasination of Hugo Chavez ...
• A's complete four-game sweep of Orioles.…
Aug 12 2005
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Orioles roid rager — exclusive term! MUST CREDIT DEADSPIN! — Rafael Palmeiro was eligible to return last night…
Aug 11 2005
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Well, tonight is the night that Orioles 'roid monster — that's a Deadspin special moniker, by the way; MUST…
Aug 10 2005
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Orioles roid head — that's a new name we're trying out; great, ain't it? — Rafael Palmeiro is scheduled to return…
Aug 8 2005
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We had completely forgotten about this, so we give big mad propers — that's Phil Mushnick-approved "street lingo"…