Terrace House Cast Members, Ranked
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Why Does This Japanese Reality Show Have So Much American Sports Team Gear?
I can’t remember which coworker of mine recommended it. Billy or Giri, I think, but maybe both. But after watching the…
What Football Needs To Be Entertaining To Me, A Non-Football Watcher
This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America’s most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football…
Ex-NFLer Colton Underwood Learns The Rules Of The Bachelorette Fantasy Suite Fuck, Gets Sent Home
Team, it’s been a good run. Well, actually, it’s been a run full of trials and tribulations. Quite frankly, I had…
Bachelorette Contestant And Former NFLer Colton Underwood Eats Conch, Reveals He's A Virgin
Team, you may be wondering: What kind of coach is leading us? Why would she go radio silent for weeks on end? Well, I’m…
The Football Player Flips A Log On The Bachelorette, And The Football Knower Gets Eliminated
Team, there are roster cuts every week, but this round was tough. Our numbers have been depleted during an away game in…
Romantic Bachelorette Football Game Ends In An Injury To An Actual NFL Player
Team, Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette was a rough one. Not only did we lose two soldiers to injury, but our…
The Athletes Hit A Slump This Week On The Bachelorette, But Lil Jon Showed Up
Okay, team. This week was a rambunctious one, full of so many twists and turns that none of us could really follow the…
"I'm Having A Ball Right Now!": How The Sports Men Did On The Premiere Of The Bachelorette
Well, here I am, team. Despite what I told myself about not being able to put my body through another season, what with…
The All-Athlete Dancing With The Stars Is Here And We're Smiling Through It
Last night, at exactly the same time as the Celtics-Sixers NBA Eastern Conference semifinals game, somewhere between 16…
Will No One Protect This Aspiring Martial Artist From Himself?
Here are the facts: Sri Lanka recently became one of the latest countries to launch a show in Simon Cowell’s Got Talent!…
Bernard Tomic Pooped Out Of A Reality Show And Might Be Motivated To Play Tennis Again
After only two days on Australia’s Survivor-like reality TV show called I’m a Celebrity ... Get Me Outta Here!,…
9-Year NFL Vet Alan Ball Made A Guy Take His Pants Off On Survivor
Are you watching the new season of Survivor? It’s not too late to hop aboard: There’s only been one episode, and this…
On His Second Try, 9-Year NFL Vet Brad Culpepper Proved Perfect For Survivor
You think Survivor is a reality show, but it’s in many ways actually a sport—and former professional athletes have not…
A-Rod's New TV Show Sounds Sort Of Sad
I am all in on rehabbing-his-image Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod the apologetic scholar, businessman, devoted dad, analyst and…
Idiot On The Field Invades Ryan Lochte's Dancing With The Stars Segment [Updates]
Tonight’s Dancing With The Stars episode went to an emergency break when an apparent Idiot invaded the set while judges…
Could A Nepalese Reality Show Help Restore Faith In Track And Field?
The real problem in track and field might not be the endemic corruption, but defeatism, the feeling that everybody’s in…
Debbie Does Drywall: Why Home-Renovation Porn Is My Favorite Porn
Have you ever harbored sexual feelings toward a granite countertop, or imagined that a dual-vanity sink was actually…
Teen Mom 2 Is Back: Why Are We Still Watching This Shit?
The sixth season of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 is upon us, disrupting our Thursday nights with the usual turmoil: custody…
Wimpy White Dudes With Guitars Ruined American Idol
American Idol is finally dead, to the delight of those who’ve always hated it, and the relief of those who used to love…