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Spend Exactly None Of Your Time Killing TimeHere’s a good resolution, if you’re the sort of person who resolves to do good and healthy things and then maintains any hope of actually doing them: Resolve to divide your waking hours exactly and only between doing things you should be doing, and doing things you want to be doing....

Tell Us Your New Year's ResolutionsNew year, messy new you....

You Will FailCongratulations on your resolve to get into the best shape of your life this year. You will fail....

Did You Already Abandon Your New Year's Resolution?

New York City’s record-breaking snowfall this past weekend would’ve been all the excuse I needed to break my New Year’s resolution, if I’d had one. I did notice it all around me, though: Those who’d committed to Sober January had “just one, because what else am I gonna do?” Those who’d vowed to defi...

Moving Away Doesn't Fix Shit 

Some lady in a furry hat full-on bodied me without looking up from her phone as I was walking in the West Village a few weeks ago. I impulsively said, Bitch instead of mumbling an apology like I normally do. Was I finally shedding my obsequious Midwestern politeness after six months of living in New...

I Can Water My Virtual Plants, But Not Myself

Did you know that water is good for you? You should drink a lot of water. In fact, you should drink more water than any other beverage. How much water should you drink? Well, that’s up for debate, but let’s say eight glasses of water per day, eight ounces per glass. That’s a lot! Are you drinking en...

Twitter Drove Me Crazy, So I Stopped Using It

Last year, a feeling crept up in me like dread until I could no longer ignore it: Twitter was making me dislike people. ...

Take Out Your Rage On The Rowing Machine

My problem with the gym has always been that I love cardio, but find it incredibly boring to do cardio in a room filled with other people doing cardio. Walking into a gym right after work alongside a rush of folks with the same idea isn’t very appealing in itself. Behold! A line of sweaty health dro...