The Inventory

Varsity Blues Can't Decide How It Feels About The Cult Of High School Football

4/25/18 10:22AM

Young Thug: Still A Genius Alien Child

Taste Test: The Ramen Burger, A Real Thing That Exists

Bobby Big Wheel

Did The Wrong Thing. Spike Lee's Red Hook Summer, Reviewed.

Zach Galifianakis And Will Ferrell Race To The Middle. The Campaign, Reviewed.

The Conspiracy To Kill A Great Movie Franchise. The Bourne Legacy, Reviewed.

Nothing We Haven't Seen Before: Total Recall, Reviewed.

Bruce Wanes. The Dark Knight Rises, Reviewed.

Babes, Bullets, And Blood. Savages, Reviewed.

Didn't We Just Do This? The Amazing Spider-Man, Reviewed.

A Plush Bear Stuffed With Crap. Ted, Reviewed.

-8½. Woody Allen's To Rome With Love, Reviewed.

Pixar Isn't Even Trying. Brave, Reviewed.

6/19/12 12:30PM

Twee's Company! Wes Anderson's Love Story, Moonrise Kingdom, Reviewed.

Why Can't Michael Bay Make Stoopid Movies Like This? Battleship, Reviewed.

Is Not Good For Me. The Dictator, Reviewed.

Tim Burton Bottoms Out. Dark Shadows, Reviewed.

The Perfect Comic-Book Movie. The Avengers, Reviewed.

5/04/12 12:59PM

Scenes From a Marriage, But Longer And With Fart Jokes. The Five-Year Engagement, Reviewed.

4/25/12 12:22PM

In Praise Of Stupid Laughs. The Three Stooges, Reviewed.

Advertisement