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An incomplete list of people we’d like to see at the 2023 Tom Brady Netflix roastTom Brady’s love affair with the spotlight will take yet another form come 2023 — Netflix announced yesterday that the recently unretired QB will be the executive producer and first subject of a new series, Greatest Roasts of All Time....

Megan Greenwell, Like The Oakland A's Every Year, Makes An Early ExitDeadspin editor-in-chief Megan Greenwell is leaving us for WEIRD Magazine, which we can only assume is a sad rip-off of Mad and Cracked. We will miss her deeply, and to show our affection in the only way we know how, we’re roasting her ass....

Former Deadspin Boss Tim Marchman No Longer Making Queso FundidoAfter many years of service, first as the features editor and editor-in-chief of Deadspin and later as the head of GMG’s Special Projects Desk, Tim Marchman has left us. We come now to send him off in the only way we know how: by roasting his ass....

Joe Thomas Roasted Everyone During His Retirement Press Conference

Former Browns tackle Joe Thomas, who rules, is finally free of the Sadness Factory after 11 seasons. Yesterday, he held a press conference to make his retirement official, and spent a portion of it playfully roasting various characters from the Browns’ depressing universe....

On Tom

Tom Scocca is leaving us, after a combined six and a half years at Deadspin, Gawker, and the Special Projects Desk. Here’s how we’ll remember him....

How To Cook A Steak Indoors: A Guide For The Winterbound

The first step is accepting that your kitchen is going to be quite literally as smoky as hell, which, owing to the energy-inefficient cooking methods used to incinerate the souls of the damned, can get a bit sooty....

A.J. Daulerio's Stirring 9/11 Column, And Other Roast Remainders

Over the past week or so, we've roasted our former editor A.J. Daulerio, who has moved across the room to edit Gawker, the English-language newsletter of a Hungarian tech company. Some people who knew A.J., and some who didn't know him at all, were kind enough to send in their own tributes to the ma...

Readers, You Are Free To Roast A.J. In The Comments

We've given everyone the chance to roast A.J. this week. Now it's your turn. Do your worst, commenters....