Oct 23
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Toenail is the new seeing ghosts is the new spleen is the new mononucleosis. Add to the never-ending list of Sam…
Oct 23
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The only bit of entertainment Jets quarterback Sam Darnold provided Monday Night Football viewers this week was when…
Oct 22
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To list all the problems that plagued the Jets last night would be futile and time-consuming. That laugh-track loss…
Oct 21
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Sam Darnold’s first game back after a bout with smooching disease went great! The returning hero threw for 300-plus…
Oct 8
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Today brings us what will hopefully be the final update about the state of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold’s spleen,…
Oct 6
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Behold the coaching genius of Adam Gase, who was so confident that Sam Darnold would recover from mononucleosis at a…
Oct 4
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Bad news, Jets fans: Sam Darnold is officially out for Sunday’s game against the Eagles. The team gave Darnold reps…
Sep 30
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Everyone in the NFL has one question on their minds: What’s up with Sam Darnold’s least cool organ? Thankfully,…
Sep 18
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Our old pal Tim Burke went and made a generator for that wonderfully incongruent graphic of Jets quarterback Sam…
Sep 17
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There is no better representation of how poorly the Jets performed in their 23-3 loss against the Browns than the…
Sep 12
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Because nothing can ever go right for the Jets, Sam Darnold has mono. Darnold, the man Jets fans are relying on to…
Nov 5 2018
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Nothing sours a locker room like a stout defense coming to resent the offense for being unable to score. It happened…
Sep 16 2018
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Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold was perfectly okay in his NFL debut last week, a 48-17 Jets win over the Lions more…
Sep 11 2018
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It was a mere nine years ago that a rookie Jets quarterback was so awe-inspiring in how he didn’t screw up that…
Sep 10 2018
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The Jets’ recent history of self-sabotage is already rubbing off on No. 3 overall pick Sam Darnold. Less than 15…
Aug 12 2018
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Aug 2 2018
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Monday morning, as Sam Darnold’s holdout from Jets training camp was entering its fourth day, the view from two of…
Jul 27 2018
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The Jets drafted Sam Darnold in the hopes he would become their franchise quarterback, something they haven’t had…
Mar 27 2018
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Former UCLA head coach Jim Mora thinks the Cleveland Browns should select Sam Darnold, from crosstown rival USC,…
Jun 19 2017
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USC quarterback Sam Darnold is enjoying the California heat before his second season at the helm, and it appears…