Jan 20
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Philip Rivers has officially announced his retirement, capping a long career and leaving a 2020 playoff team now…
Jan 15
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I do not understand. This does not compute. It simply cannot be that the New York Football Jets have gone and done…
Dec 27
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For some reason, the Jets decided to win... again.
Dec 27
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It’s gotten so bad in Jacksonville, that it’s good.
Nov 19
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This is one of those times where you text your miserable New York Jet fan friend with a caption reading, “LMAO.”
Oct 20
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Since 1983, only three NFL drafts have produced five or more quarterbacks in the first round.
Sep 29
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It’s Trash Talking Tuesday and today, I’m trashing New York NFL football.
Oct 23 2019
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Toenail is the new seeing ghosts is the new spleen is the new mononucleosis. Add to the never-ending list of Sam…
Oct 23 2019
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The only bit of entertainment Jets quarterback Sam Darnold provided Monday Night Football viewers this week was when…
Oct 22 2019
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To list all the problems that plagued the Jets last night would be futile and time-consuming. That laugh-track loss…
Oct 21 2019
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Sam Darnold’s first game back after a bout with smooching disease went great! The returning hero threw for 300-plus…
Oct 8 2019
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Today brings us what will hopefully be the final update about the state of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold’s spleen,…
Oct 6 2019
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Behold the coaching genius of Adam Gase, who was so confident that Sam Darnold would recover from mononucleosis at a…
Oct 4 2019
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Bad news, Jets fans: Sam Darnold is officially out for Sunday’s game against the Eagles. The team gave Darnold reps…
Sep 30 2019
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Everyone in the NFL has one question on their minds: What’s up with Sam Darnold’s least cool organ? Thankfully,…
Sep 18 2019
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Our old pal Tim Burke went and made a generator for that wonderfully incongruent graphic of Jets quarterback Sam…
Sep 17 2019
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There is no better representation of how poorly the Jets performed in their 23-3 loss against the Browns than the…
Sep 12 2019
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Because nothing can ever go right for the Jets, Sam Darnold has mono. Darnold, the man Jets fans are relying on to…
Nov 5 2018
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Nothing sours a locker room like a stout defense coming to resent the offense for being unable to score. It happened…
Sep 16 2018
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Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold was perfectly okay in his NFL debut last week, a 48-17 Jets win over the Lions more…