The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

3/26/19

2:42 PM

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Would You Rather Be Born Old Or Die Young?

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4/27/17

12:35 AM

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Scott Van Pelt's 1 Big Thing A Tribute To Laid-Off ESPNers

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6/20/16

1:16 AM

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Safe To Say Scott Van Pelt Won't Be Missing Skip Bayless

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11/20/15

12:38 AM

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Bryce Harper Has No Idea How To Pronounce "Meme"

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9/15/15

1:48 AM

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Scott Van Pelt Brought Back Ballimerese To Bring Tim Kurkjian To Uncontrollable Laughter

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9/8/15

12:49 AM

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Dan Patrick Returns To SportsCenter; Still Manages A Subtle, Lasting Burn

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4/21/15

10:26 PM

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10/22/13

12:28 AM

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"Reach-Around": Beavis And Butthead Read The Sports

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10/16/13

12:05 PM

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Supercut: Scott Van Pelt Making Tim Kurkjian Giggle Like A Little Girl

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10/3/12

4:15 PM

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College Football10/3/12

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Will The Honey Badger Be Playing For LSU Next Season?

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8/21/12

1:45 PM

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What's ESPN Hiding Under Its Desk?

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6/15/12

8:20 AM

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Erin Andrews's Contract Is About To Expire, And No One Wants To Hire Her Away From ESPN

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5/11/12

2:41 PM

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Report: Michelle Beadle Is Leaving ESPN For NBC

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4/11/12

2:40 PM

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5 Important Contracts Set To Expire At ESPN (Or, Why Michelle Beadle Is Probably Done In Bristol)

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4/2/12

2:30 PM

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Bristolmetrics: Tiger Woods Rules The SportsCenter Leaderboard

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1/5/12

12:15 PM

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ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Sends His Regards To A.J. Daulerio, The Guy Who Called Him A "Classic Power Bottom"

Scott Van Pelt

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11/3/10

7:15 PM

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No, Halloween Revelers, That Wasn't The Real Scott Van Pelt

Barry Petchesky

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6/9/10

9:35 PM

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Did ESPN Photoshop Dwight Gooden's Mug Shot On To A Suit?

Dashiell Bennett

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2/25/10

11:50 PM

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Scott Van Pelt: "Fuck I Gotta..."

Barry Petchesky

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2/24/10

12:15 AM

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Howard Stern Prank Caller Fools ESPN

Barry Petchesky

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