Oct 23 2017
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Toronto FC tied Atlanta United 2-2 yesterday to seal up MLS’s Eastern Conference with a record-breaking 69 points.…
Apr 25 2017
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The MLS players’ union, as it does every year, released the salaries for all of its current players today. Former…
Nov 7 2016
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Sebastian Giovinco is far and away the best player in MLS, a bullshit soccer league more invested in protecting its…
May 24 2016
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Antonio Conte, manager of the Italian national team, has the distinct misfortune of heading into a major…
Oct 15 2015
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Last night, Sebastian Giovinco weaved through the heart of the entire defense of the New York Red Bulls, hoodwinked…
Sep 19 2015
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Sebastian Giovinco scored a pair of goals and assisted another today as Toronto FC beat the Colorado Rapids 3-1.…
Jan 20 2015
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Once you've tried to wrap your head around the nebulous machinations that resulted in Toronto FC's new star-studded…
Jan 19 2015
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Not that this is any real secret, but it deserves to be said as often as possible: MLS is rigged. The league jointly…