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Skeet-Shooting 101: How To Handle A Shotgun Safely And AwesomelyGuns make for poor conversation. Generally speaking, there are two entrenched ideological camps—aficionados and abolitionists—and any attempt to hold a middle ground is likely to enflame both sides. You, by now, probably know how you feel about guns, and this is, by no means, an attempt to change th...

Beautiful SkeeterDiggin' through the LIFE archives I came across this 1940 article on Pat Laursen, National Skeet Champion. ...

Man Masturbates In Toy Aisle To Sports Illustrated Swimsuit IssueAccording to police, William Black grabbed the SI mag at his local Walmart, walked to the toy aisle, rubbed one out, and wiped it on a plastic light saber. [The Smoking Gun]...

The Greatest Thing You'll Watch All Day: Tyler Hansbrough's Acting Class

The incomparable J.E. Skeets, Esq. provides us with a glimpse into how Psycho T honed his acting chops before his car wow-filled commercial debut. [BasketballJones]...

Little Man Nate Exposes Superman's Weakness

Showmanship trumped awe-inspiration Saturday night, as 5'9 Nate Robinson's pogo-like leaping ability enabled him to win his second NBA dunk competition. SKEETS! ranked Robinson's "Krypto-Nate" as the best of the weekend....

Part V: Costas Now Redux

We continue today's roasting festivities with this utterly brilliant video from the one and only JE SKEETS, who today was granted a rare work release from his Yahoo! prison....

Kitchen Oak-idential

I think it's fair to say that Charles Oakley is one of the more terrifying and intimidating men on the planet. That's why it's probably a no brainer that a penne-penised Food Network producer would probably have a tough time turning down a cooking show featuring him. But the New York Post reported a...

Ahhhh! Nightmare Ant Has Spawned!

Sorry, I couldn't resist....