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Andrew Luck's Not Rocketing Up Draft Boards After This Performance
Your morning roundup for Oct. 30, the day we learned we really are all Dave McKenna. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors....

BREAKING: LOCKOUT TALKS BREAK DOWN, ACCORDING TO HIGH-LEVEL EMPLOYEES ACTUALLY INVOLVED IN NEGOTIATIONS
DATELINE—A NICE HOTEL Negotiations between the players and the league broke off without an agreement this afternoon. Neither side is willing to budge on the BRI split: the players are firm at 52 percent, the owners at 50. No talks are scheduled, though both sides hope to meet again this weekend. We ...

Charles Mann Will Have You Know That He's Totally Straight
On the sidelines with a mic for last night's Washington/Indianapolis game, former Redskin Charles Mann complimented the heck out of safety LaRon Landry as O.J. Atogwe took it all in. Talking about how he looked fantastic. But wait, wait, not like that. He's happily married. To a woman. Totally str...

Yep, Mark Sanchez Really Used Mark Brunell Like A Snot Rag
S, N, O, T. Snot! Snot! Snot! Several of you have sent this in. American heroes, one and all. (But this one came from Royce.)...

Readers Pick The Best Job Benefits In America
Last week, I asked readers what the greatest free employee benefit in the world was, apart from the "having an actual job" part, which is not to be scoffed at. Here were their responses....

Sheppard, Steinbrenner, (not) Berra
Woe was the New York Yankees website associate tasked with with writing the "Berra misses Old-Timer's Day after fall" release today after a week of franchise death notices....

Midshipman, Indeed: Navy Player Sees Your Greg Oden-Grinding-On-A-Lady Photo And, Um, Raises You
The man getting his friction on in the above picture, a la Oden, is former Navy Midshipmen cornerback Lord Cole. At least I think it is. The only pictures I can find of him are a little blurry or inconclusive....

More Underaged Kids Drinking Overwatered Beer: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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MLB.com Is Just Full Of Porn: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Quincy Carter's Shotgun Pizza Delivery: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Finally, A Lady Urinal: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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The Natural Disaster Telestrator Dong: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Mike Keenan Thinks You're Number One: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Vince Young Maybe Has A Fender-Bender: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Life Is Full Of Choices: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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A Jersey Stitched For Two: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Shaquille O'Neal, Hipster Icon: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Sick Of Ashley Judd And/Or The John Wall Dance Yet? A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Introducing Poopgirl: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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Spilly Says To Get Off The Couch: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum
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