Worthless Jedi Absolutely Humiliated By Cunning Novice
Astros mascot Orbit, who is also apparently a Jedi, was challenged to a lightsaber duel by Indians shortstop Francisco…
Marvel Vs. Star Wars: WHO YA GOT???!!?!?!?!
The new Avengers movie drops tonight and so, bereft of better ideas, we thought now would be a good time to kick up a…
Yet Another Goddamn The Last Jedi Podcast
Hey, here’s something rare: two dudes breaking down a Star Wars movie in needlessly painstaking detail. Yes, we’re…
Some Unabashed Gushing Over The Coolest Scene In The Last Jedi
I think my favorite thing about Star Wars: The Last Jedi is how successfully writer/director Rian Johnson dove into the…
A List Of Some Of The Times The Last Jedi Told The Older Star Wars Movies To Eat Shit
Needless to say, major spoiler action follows.
Here Are The Most George Lucas-Ass Names In The NFL
For all the things that he has gotten wrong in his career as a mythmaker and world-builder and filmmaker and Extremely…
Here Is A Short Review Of The Last Jedi
The Force Awakens was fun on its own merits, and thrilling in a nostalgic sort of way, and the fresh Star Wars youths…
Mark Hamill Was A Wolves Fan, But Now He’s Also A Wolves Fan
Mark Hamill is fairly active on Twitter, and the other day someone asked him if he liked Wolves. He faved the tweet. A…
Will The Han Solo Movie Suck?
Last week the Star Wars braintrust shitcanned directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller from the upcoming Han Solo spinoff…
Here Are The Well-Hidden Philadelphia Eagles References In The Two Most Recent Star Wars Movies
David Acord is a sound engineer for Skywalker Sound, the sound division of Lucasfilm. He’s also a Philadelphia Eagles…
Hell Yeah New Star Wars Trailer
Star Wars: The Last Jedi drops on December 15, and judging by this first trailer, things look, uh, ominous for Luke.…
Carrie Fisher Really Wanted You To Know She Hated The Metal Bikini
Carrie Fisher, who endured questions about a single costume from a single scene in a long career for over 30 years, had…
Thank God, Rogue One Made Darth Vader A Proper Villain Again
Rogue One: A Star Wars Movie is a very good blockbuster—does it provide an apt commentary on the modern state of…
Holy Shit, We Gotta Talk About The End Of Rogue One
Please note that this post contains ALL OF THE SPOILERS. In fact, I’m so conscientious of spoiling Rogue One that I’m…
Rogue One Is A Refreshing Dive Into The Muck Of The Star Wars Universe
A good proxy test for the tone of a Star Wars movie is the demeanor of the featured droids. R2-D2 and C-3PO carry out a…
How The Fuck High Was This New Yorker Guy When He Wrote This Star Wars Take?
Listen. I am not going to try to unpack and critique the bonkers Rogue One review published by the New Yorker’s Richard…
Meanwhile, At The Soccer Halftime Show
How to not only get away with LARPing in public but actually be featured as an MLS match halftime show: declare it to…
The New Star Wars Trailer For Rogue One Looks Cool, I Guess?
If you thought we could get through two consecutive months without some big to-do about Star Wars, you were wrong! The…
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Sometimes, we see things on TV that are so weird we’re too afraid to sort out the context. Here, from today’s…
Do People Use Siri To Sext? It’s A Special Super Bowl
Funbag!
I got good news, and I got bad news. The bad news is that this week’s Funbag is a special podcast edition, featuring me…