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This year’s Australian Open is drunk
The Australian Open is already kind of geared for weirdos, at least on these shores, given that you have to sacrifice sleep and any usefulness the next day to enjoy it. But this year’s edition has been off the rails, making it even more worth it for those of us who are prepared to throw ourselves of...
A Draper not named Don threw up in a trash can on Monday
For fans of the iconic series Mad Men, seeing a person named Draper throwing up isn’t that much of a surprise. But unlike his alcoholic TV namesake, British tennis player Jack Draper didn’t have a drop of booze in him on Monday. ...
The US Open has been a tough watch the past few days
The US Open used to bill itself as “The World’s Toughest Tennis.” It’s New York, which has to bill anything having to do with itself as the “biggest and toughest” or the city will collapse in on itself. But the Open was on hardcourt, it was at the end of summer so it was hot, and they used to make p...
After 30 years (!!), it is finally time for Venus Williams to call it a career
Unlike at this time last year, the central figure of the US Open isn’t a Williams sister. Serena’s matches were all appointment television, maybe because of the known stakes, being one of tennis’ all-time great’s last event. And Flushing lost its luster after Serena’s third-round exit, until the sta...
History has its eyes on Carlos Alcaraz and his early quest to become tennis’ GOAT
Tennis is undergoing its Steph Curry moment. The way Carlos Alcaraz controls the country club sport through his racket is unlike anything we’ve seen before. Nearly a decade after Curry’s rise to superstardom, every high school sophomore thinks swishing a 40-footer is routine. It’s not, and every air...
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French Open fans are the best

French Open fans are the best

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Rafael Nadal’s body finally waves the white flag

Rafael Nadal’s body finally waves the white flag

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The Masters was supposed to be LIV’s big moment, but a Brooks Koepka choke turned it into their big disappointment

The Masters was supposed to be LIV’s big moment, but a Brooks Koepka choke turned it into their big disappointment

Mon Apr 10 2023
Stop bitching about the World Baseball Classic

Stop bitching about the World Baseball Classic

Tue Mar 21 2023
Novak Djokovic once again wins Djokovic Open

Novak Djokovic once again wins Djokovic Open

Mon Jan 30 2023
So you’re telling me there’s a chance!

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!

Wed Jan 25 2023
Andy Murray can’t help himself

Andy Murray can’t help himself

Thu Jan 19 2023
Once again, we’re left to ask the big question about Rafael Nadal

Once again, we’re left to ask the big question about Rafael Nadal

Thu Jan 19 2023
Now we know why Naomi Osaka is stepping away from tennis for 2023

Now we know why Naomi Osaka is stepping away from tennis for 2023

Wed Jan 11 2023
Wrestle Kingdom puts NJPW back on track, maybe on some new ones too

Wrestle Kingdom puts NJPW back on track, maybe on some new ones too

Thu Jan 05 2023
IDIOT OF THE YEAR: More dumbasses

IDIOT OF THE YEAR: More dumbasses

Thu Dec 22 2022
Novak Djokovic is stopping Novak Djokovic from playing in the U.S. Open

Novak Djokovic is stopping Novak Djokovic from playing in the U.S. Open

Thu Aug 25 2022
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