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Steve Ballmer has done it this time, giving Clippers fans money to cheerIt took seven years, but Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has finally resorted to paying fans....

Aaron Boone Explains What It Means To Be A Fucking Savage In That Fucking BoxYankees manager Aaron Boone’s post-ejection rant was an all-timer. Upset over generous called strikes for the Rays on both Aaron Judge and Brett Gardner—two men of disparate sizes and thus strike zones—Boone jumped in front of an ejection aimed for Gardner, who was busy jackhammering the bat rack an...

Knock Out: Cutie And The BoxerCutie and the Boxer is a new documentary about two New York artists. ...

People Will Say We're in Love

Here's Frank Deford's classic 1985 Sports Illustrated bonus piece, "The Boxer and the Blonde":...

Boxing's Great White Hope Problem; Or, Why The Fuck Was Mike Lee In A Super Bowl Commercial?

During last night's Super Bowl, one professional boxer appeared in a commercial. It was not Floyd Mayweather, and it was not Manny Pacquiao, though they are the two highest-earning athletes in all of sports. It was not any champion of any weight division at all. It was Mike Lee, a mediocre light hea...

This Is What A Decisive Victory In A Jack-In-The-Box Parking Lot Looks Like

A few things can be taken from this fisticuffs festival outside a Jack-in-the-Box somewhere out there. ALWAYS guard yourself after you land a shot, especially if your foe has already landed at least three to your dome. NEVER hit a man when he's down. And YES, there are still Jack-in-the-Box eateri...

Joe Theismann And Mike Patrick Have Opinions On Pizza Boxes