May 31 2015
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Today in Dumb FIFA Man, arrested ex-VP Jack Warner tried to thank his supporters and clear his name during a strange…
Apr 22 2015
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So there was that news report that went around a few weeks back, “Singer Billy Joel Quits Green Day.” (“The hardest…
Aug 25 2014
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How The Onion uses its three-person art department to help create and sustain a satirical alternate universe. [Co.Design] Read more
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Feb 13 2014
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You thought all those stories you hear every two years about how the Olympic village is just one big fuck den were…
May 31 2013
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America might be a fast-food nation, but at least it's a rich, greasy tapestry of fast food. In-N-Out Burger is the j…
Mar 18 2013
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This Onion video is two years old, but more relevant than ever: "College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed." Read more
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Sep 17 2012
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Earlier today, The Onion posted a rather harmless, totally fictional article entitled, "Stephen A. Smith Thinking…
Jun 14 2010
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According to this report, from America's finest news source. [Onion Sports Network]
Nov 6 2009
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In a move I can only pray will cut Jeff Dunham-related programming down to a more manageable 23 hours a day, The…
Aug 17 2007
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It's almost NFL season, which means we're all about to experience a solid five months of Peter King. This is fine;…