Arrested Ex-FIFA VP Cites The Onion In Strange Self-Defense Video
Today in Dumb FIFA Man, arrested ex-VP Jack Warner tried to thank his supporters and clear his name during a strange…
Punk And Irony Are Dead; Long Live The Hard Times
So there was that news report that went around a few weeks back, “Singer Billy Joel Quits Green Day.” (“The hardest…
How The Onion uses its three-person art department to help create and sustain a satirical alternate universe. [Co.Design
Let's Go On An NSFW Tour Of The Olympic Village
You thought all those stories you hear every two years about how the Olympic village is just one big fuck den were…
Map: Do You Live In IHOP America Or Waffle House America?
America might be a fast-food nation, but at least it's a rich, greasy tapestry of fast food. In-N-Out Burger is the jewe…
This Onion video is two years old, but more relevant than ever: "College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic…
Stephen A. Smith Thought An Article About Him In The Onion Was Real
Earlier today, The Onion posted a rather harmless, totally fictional article entitled, "Stephen A. Smith Thinking Son…
Yes, Soccer Is Gay
According to this report, from America's finest news source. [Onion Sports Network]
Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
In a move I can only pray will cut Jeff Dunham-related programming down to a more manageable 23 hours a day, The Onion…
Peter King's Onion Doppleganger
It's almost NFL season, which means we're all about to experience a solid five months of Peter King. This is fine; King…