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Can You Eat A Full Meal Without Drinking Any Liquid?Today, we’re talking about weed, toilet paper, golf, fucking to John Tesh, and more....

Even Disney Jr. Can't Escape The College Football Playoff Cross-BrandingWe noted last night that ESPN corporate parent Disney shoved a bunch of hilariously bad references to the college football playoff games on New Year’s Eve into yesterday’s episode of General Hospital. Commenter JortReform noted that even Disney Jr. had been running tie-in promos, and we caught one o...

Michigan Is So Desperate Right NowSure, Michigan's program is currently a sad, directionless shell of itself, and it really wants a Michigan Man to lead the way, but have some damn self-respect. ...

Thirsty-Ass Browns Rookie Gets His Thirst Quenched With Dick Pics

Here's a story about a Browns rookie, a reader's lovely wife, and the thirst. Use this as a teaching moment....

So The Bulls Really Want Carmelo Anthony

Chicago is coming on strong with a Knicksian thirst....