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8/13/19

5:53 PM

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Olympics8/13/19

Olympics8/13/19

As A Formerly Decent Middle School Athlete, I Can Relate To This 13-Year-Old Who Won The European Diving Championships

Patrick Redford

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8/8/19

2:07 PM

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Here Are Some Other Potential Locations For MLB Games

Luis Paez-Pumar

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7/31/19

6:16 PM

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Here Are Some Potential Locations For FIFA's New Headquarters

Patrick Redford

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7/31/19

2:46 PM

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Baseball Players, Listen To Me: Stop Wearing Shirts Under Vest Jerseys

Kelsey McKinney

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7/17/19

2:09 PM

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Most Exciting Incidental Things To Happen At A Sporting Event, Ranked

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7/16/19

5:12 PM

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Weird Animal Shit7/16/19

Weird Animal Shit7/16/19

Let The Alligator Throw The First Pitch

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7/16/19

12:00 PM

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Hair-Pulling Considered Rude In Every Sport But Football

Kelsey McKinney

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7/9/19

3:17 PM

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Does Jared Dudley Control The Defense With His Communication And Tell His PGs What Plays To Run By Seeing The Flow Of The Game And Who Needs Shots? Is There A Reason Why He's Always Atop The Plus-Minus Of His Team, Is It The Little Things, Screen To Get Guys Open Boxing Out, If I Only Knew?

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6/28/19

5:35 PM

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I Went To SoHo To Find Kevin Durant And All I Found Was A Bunch Of Clothes I Can't Afford

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6/28/19

9:53 AM

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Life's Rich Pageant6/28/19

Life's Rich Pageant6/28/19

Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Game Postponed, Which Means The Grand Junction Humpback Chubs Will Play A Double-Header Today

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6/21/19

6:05 PM

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Is This Kyrie Irving Scolding Celtics Fans Under An Alias On Boston Talk Radio?

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6/10/19

7:45 PM

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Kawhi Said "Fuck" [Update]

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6/8/19

1:41 PM

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Welcome To The Jason La Canfora USMNT U-20 Minute

Barry Petchesky

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6/5/19

8:19 PM

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Lost Canadian Tourists-Ass Basketball Team Needs Urgent Lift From Marin County To Oakland

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6/4/19

10:52 PM

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Help Me Figure Out Which Team Scored 11 Runs In One Inning In Marlins-Brewers

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5/28/19

2:54 PM

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Weird Animal Shit5/28/19

Weird Animal Shit5/28/19

The Aliens Are Not Real, And Also They're Total Cowards

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5/24/19

12:26 PM

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Politics5/24/19

Politics5/24/19

How The Hell Did Rudy Giuliani Select This Obscure Atlanta Hawks GIF?

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5/21/19

3:46 PM

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Counterpoint: A Little Scuffle Only Means The Sharks Are Ready To Shock The World

Patrick Redford

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5/20/19

11:38 AM

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It Is Time For The Steph Curry Seth Curry Power Rankings

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5/17/19

5:06 PM

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Introducing The Steph Curry Seth Curry Power Rankings

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