Oct 20
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If the NFL were high school, the NFC East is comprised of players who couldn’t make the varsity football team, so…
Oct 9
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It would seem that being a rich, chowder-brained pudwhack is contagious, as on the last drive of the Buccaneers’…
Oct 1
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Oct 25 2018
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The NFL’s rules about who can hit who and when, and how, and where, are even more confusing than I thought. Tonight…
Sep 27 2018
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Adam Thielen got pretty well smashed on an incomplete pass from Kirk Cousins in the third quarter of Thursday…
Sep 27 2018
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It was announced this week that Hannah Storm and Andrea Kremer would become the first duo of women to call an NFL…
Sep 20 2018
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Tyrod Taylor was pulled late in the second quarter and ruled out for the second half after suffering a concussion…
Sep 20 2018
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A poor, foolish possum somehow made its way into the stands at Thursday night’s Jets-Browns game, in Cleveland.…
Jan 30 2018
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Fox will reportedly be a new home for Thursday Night Football next year, taking over from two seasons of split…
Nov 10 2017
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Thursday night football continues to be largely trash, as the Seahawks lost cornerback Richard Sherman for the…
Nov 3 2017
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Did you watch last night’s 34-21 Jets win over the Bills? Even if you’re a football fan, there’s a good chance you…
Apr 4 2017
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Thursday Night Football, which features tired NFL teams playing in ugly jerseys, tried out an experiment last season…
Mar 23 2017
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Thursday Night Football is the NFL at its worst. Between the half-rested players and the blindingly ugly uniforms,…
Jan 25 2017
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Roger Goodell had a chat with repugnant putz Colin Cowherd today on his show, and, among other topics, the NFL…
Nov 15 2016
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The NFL has been dealing with low television ratings all season, and people have all sorts of theories about why…
Aug 20 2016
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Aug 20 2016
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Mike Tirico served as the voice of Monday Night Football for a decade, and when he announced his departure from ESPN…
Apr 5 2016
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Giving you one fewer reason to stop staring at the internet, the NFL announced this morning that Twitter had won the…
Apr 2 2016
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Facebook has retracted its bid to host live streams of NFL games this upcoming season, according to a Bloomberg…
Feb 1 2016
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Here’s some good news for people who hate Jim Nantz and Phil Simms but love watching Thursday Night Football: You…