The Dancing With The Stars: Athletes Finale Brought Kimonos, Backflips, And The Loss Of Our Dignity

I’ve always felt that every once in a while it’s good to rank the things you love most. You never know when you’ll be asked to choose between your waffle iron and Stanley Tucci’s character in Big Night, but when you inevitably are, it will be important to have that answer on hand immediately. It’s an easier pill for…

Cowardly President Diaper Donald Reportedly Won't Do ESPN Interview At National Championship Game. Sad!

If you have been paying literally any attention to the news over the last day or the last week or really the last many years, you are well aware that Donald Trump is profoundly stupid and/or mentally ill and/or suffering from (not even early-onset, but just regular-old-onset, he’s 71 years old) dementia. From all…