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Is Sluggerrr Boning Mrs. Met?

Mr. Met joined Twitter today. He was immediately bullied by MLB's horniest mascot, the Royals' Sluggerrr....

This Man Is A State Representative [UPDATE]

Pat Garofalo is a representative from Minnesota. He tweeted this. It seems like a questionable thing to tweet....

Wolves Fan Gets Upside-Down Apology Letter After Jersey Screw-Up

Yesterday, Wolverhampton fan Richard Gough received his new shirt and noticed something a bit off:...

Please Help Jason Whitlock With His Computer Problems

Jason Whitlock got an email saying his Twitter account was compromised, and that his password was reset. It could have been a junk email, though we don't know for sure since we didn't see the actual email. Please, someone help Whitlock figure this out....

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Girlfriends, Boyfriends Not Welcome At L.A. Galaxy's Guys' Night Out

It's almost time for the L.A. Galaxy's players-only night out. And the guest list manages to be inclusive in its exclusiveness....

Steve Elkington Is Your Dumb Uncle On Twitter

Steve Elkington hasn't been a great golfer in 15 years, but he's moved on to his second career as a guy who says dumb shit on Twitter. And he is elite. ...

San Francisco 49ers CEO Sons Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio

Earlier today, Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio ran a sort of weird story about the Cleveland Browns having nearly traded for San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh....

The Battle Lines Are Drawn

The CBC's Douglas Gelevan tweeted out the above photo, of the Mountain Broadcast Center. We are three hours away from the U.S. vs. Canada in men's hockey, and North America's best and friendliest rivalry is proving as divisive among the media as it is in whatever trolly corner of the internet you pl...

Tim Byrdak Posts Handwritten "Reliever For Sale" Ad

Crafty lefty (there are no other kinds of lefty, especially not ones playing at age 40) reliever Tim Byrdak doesn't have a spring training invite. So he took to Twitter to request one:...

Richie Incognito Is Back With An Apologetic Twitter Rant

After a brief, self-imposed Twitter timeout following the release of an independent probe that named him ringleader of a Dolphins' "pattern of harassment," Richie Incognito made a triumphant, rambling return with a late-night monologue....

Torin Yater-Wallace Is The Stoner-Philosopher Of The Olympics

There is no one in the world I would rather have to guide me through the intricacies of a food court than an 18-year-old freeskier from Colorado. Torin Yater-Wallace, now America's greatest sporting hero after raiding the Olympic Village McDonald's for a pile of cheeseburgers, was tracked down by Ya...

Russian Olympian Who Tweeted Racist Photo Of Obama Says She Was Hacked

Irina Rodnina, decorated figure skater and member of the Russia's State Duma (lower house), was one of two people chosen to light the Olympic cauldron at the opening ceremony. She immediately came under fire for a doctored photo she had tweeted in September. Now she's apologized, but not for what yo...

No, There's Not A Ski Jumper Named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss

Because the British have a notoriously elegant sense of humor, they've been quite taken with the names of Olympians like luger Semen Pavlichenko and ski jumper Andreas Wank. Wait 'til they get a load of this guy....

Zdeno Chara Got A Bed Extension

At 6'9", Slovak defenseman Zdeno Chara is undoubtedly the tallest Olympian at Sochi, and the most likely to struggle with the spartan living arrangements. But worry not. Organizers wheeled in what's described as an "extended bed," and appears to be an ottoman....