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IMPORTANT: I Would Not Bone A VampireRecently, I got into an argument with a series of colleagues surrounding the very simple question: If vampires were real, would you have sex with one?...

Sammy Sosa Is A Terrifying VampireWe haven't seen much of Sammy Sosa ever since he created the greatest Pinterest page in history. From the looks of this picture, he has returned to feast on all of our souls....

Today In Metta World Peace Will "Portray A Gregarious And Overtly Sexual Vampire Elder" News You ever wake up earlier than usual, check your phone to see what time it is and see that you have new emails waiting for you? You obviously check it because, well, what if there was something cool in one of those new emails. Most of the time it's just something stupid and you go back to sleep kind...

Strippers Help Australian Youth Football Team Celebrate A Big Win

The East Brighton Vampires under-16 football team had a big win in the grand finals. Afterwards, the Aussie lads retired for a private party where "Vampires president Greg Wallace confirmed an adult entertainer had been present but was not sanctioned by the club. Alcohol was consumed ... and there ...

Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!

Of course he would. This odd little snapshot of distorted history comes courtesy of the brilliant Awkward Family Photos....

Bewildering Moments In Cinema: The Baseball Scene In 'Twilight'

OK, who didn't know that vampires love baseball? Somehow during my extensive vampire research, which included the movies Interview With The Vampire, the Coppola version of Dracula and of course this, this fact never came up. Fortunately Twilight is here to set me straight....

And Suddenly, Figure Skating Is Fun Again

Just in case you haven't heard, Kristy Swanson was arrested Saturday night in Kingston, Ont. after a fight with Marcia O'Brien, who is the ex-wife of Canadian figure skater Lloyd Eisler. Swanson is dating Eisler. People magazine has the details, of course, and says that O'Brien filed a complaint, le...