A Good Idea For Multiplayer Video Games
Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I mentioned…
Madden Is As Full Of Anonymous Players As The NFL Itself
It’s hardly a selling point, but this year’s edition of Madden has the real Kyle Lauletta. The game’s rendering of the…
Royals Employees Were The Ones Playing Mario Kart On The Kauffman Stadium Jumbotron
The Kansas City Chiefs host the Indianapolis Colts in this weekend’s playoff matchup, so Kansas City’s KCTV5 sent a…
Fortnite Players Immediately Find Worst Possible Uses For New NFL Skins
In an attempt to burnish their brand in the eyes of the nation’s population of shrieking nine-year-olds who steal their…
I Like Chopping Firewood (In Red Dead Redemption 2)
The horses had all the hay they needed, the random bucket of water had been emptied into the wash trough, the cook had…
Canucks Ban Video Games On Road Trips, Because Fortnite Is Well On Its Way To Ruining The NHL
The Vancouver Canucks are a young team, so like seemingly all young men, their players are obsessed with Fortnite. They…
NBA 2K19's Brand Humping Is Craven, Shameless, And Straight-Up Evil
If you have read anything about the NBA 2K series in the past couple years, then you know that its centerpiece…
They Turned Spider-Man Into A Damn Cop And It Sucks
The new Spider-Man video game came out for PlayStation 4 last week, and I was eager to spend a chunk of my weekend…
This Is The Longest Madden Glitch I've Ever Seen And It Keeps Getting Stranger
By this point we all know the deal with the Madden series, and really any sports game that has annual editions. Games…
I Sincerely Cannot Understand What Happens In This Madden Glitch
It’s Madden glitch season! God bless it. The exact same game, every single year, yet somehow always with horrifying and…
Barstool Sports' Twitch Channel Shut Down After Employee Threatens To Swat Someone
Barstool Sports, a website enjoyed by young men who get really angry when their friends don’t want to go out drinking…
Why Did EA Censor A Lyric About Colin Kaepernick In Madden 19? [Update]
Colin Kaepernick is already being kept out the NFL by 32 owners terrified of his protests against police brutality and…
This Is Quite The Madden Chokejob
In that frame up above, the guy playing as the Seahawks in Madden 18 recovered the onside kick with a lead of six and…
An NHL Prospect Is Reportedly Ruining His Career Over A Video Game Addiction
A recent first-round NHL draft pick might be spoiling his career prospects because of a video game addiction, according…
LIVE: We're Simulating Tonight's Warriors-Rockets Game In NBA Live 96
Haha! Yes! We are back at it, tirelessly updating rosters from 22-year-old video games in order to bring you these…
God Of War Makes Its Violence Matter
Video games are serious now. It’s no longer enough for AAA video games to have sleek graphics, hours upon hours of…
Sea Of Thieves's Ocean Is Vast And Beautiful And Lifelike And It Won't Stop Putting Me To Sleep
Reviews have knocked Sea of Thieves, the big new multiplayer pirate video game for Windows and Xbox, for its lack of…
Ben Simmons Used An Air-Tight Argument To Try And Get Karl-Anthony Towns To Stay Up And Play Video Games With Him
During a PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds streaming session last night, Sixers rookie Ben Simmons tried to convince…