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Queer Eye For The Snow Guy
This is clearly the best snowman ever built, anywhere; it looks exactly like its subject. I just pray that the guy in the Lofa Tatupu jersey isn't preparing to affix a second carrot....

Former 'Boys Great; Today's Team, Not So Much
Don't let the happy look on the faces of former Cowboys Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith fool you, last night in Dallas felt more like a funeral than a celebration....

Warren Sapp's Birthday: Cake and Cheerleaders
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Of What Movie Will Hannah Storm's Next SportsCenter Outfit Remind Us?
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A New Meaning For The Term 'NFL Draft'
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Plaxico Is Gonna Need A Bigger Boat!
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Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
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We Call This One 'Tony Romo's Identity Crisis'
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JP Losman Sucking Face
JP Losman was out on the town with a lady friend recently, and the results are predictably hilarious. Point and laugh, after the jump....

Bill Belichick A Big Fan Of Round Things
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Erin Andrews Meets Big Bertha
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So That's What The Kneepads Are For
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Hmm, I Just Know That They're Up To Something ...
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Another Alternate Erin Andrews Grip
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Oh, This Looks Like Fun
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Blake Griffin's Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
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When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear, But Baby Mangino, And Eight Tiny Reindeer
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No, This Is How You Wrap Your Hand Around Erin Andrews' Waist
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Erin Andrews Even Looks Pretty When She Makes a Blowfish Face
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap. Friends of the Program found a pretty phenomenal screen shot of sideline princess Erin Andrews all puffed out while grilling the University of Texas' head coach Mack Brown with ins...

Dick Vitale Is Very Diligent About His Halftime Research
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap. The reader who sent this in asked the question that I think we were all wrestling with as we tried to fall asleep last night: Was Dick Vitale trying to cop a feel from a Kansas che...