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This Pretty Much Sums Up What 0-16 Looks Like
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Also, Both Are Mostly Seen in Parades Now and Seem Far Less Animated
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It's Hard to Ride Off Into the Sunset on the West Coast
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Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys
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"And What Do You Want For Christmas, Little Girl?"
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Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
Apparently, Steelers coach Mike Tomlin's harmless "if it will get you out of here" to this man dressed in a red suit has resulted in this AP story making him out to be a joyless anti-Santa. It's purely coincidental Steelers announced that there will be no more visits from Santa during press conferen...

Happy Birthday, Kige Ramsey
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Do Not Watch Unless You Feel Like Screaming
This is from this past weekend's New Orleans bowl, where Southern Miss receiver DeAndre Brown's leg just...stopped working. Brown is 6-6, 230 pounds of can't-miss NFL prospect. Amazingly, after successful surgery on Sunday night to repair the "clean break", he still might not miss anytime in 2009....

Sweet, Cold Chicago
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Jeff Garcia Gets Rattled (and Bloodied) By The Rush
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Queer Eye For The Snow Guy
This is clearly the best snowman ever built, anywhere; it looks exactly like its subject. I just pray that the guy in the Lofa Tatupu jersey isn't preparing to affix a second carrot....

Former 'Boys Great; Today's Team, Not So Much
Don't let the happy look on the faces of former Cowboys Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith fool you, last night in Dallas felt more like a funeral than a celebration....

Warren Sapp's Birthday: Cake and Cheerleaders
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The Pigeon Had It Coming
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Of What Movie Will Hannah Storm's Next SportsCenter Outfit Remind Us?
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Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
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A New Meaning For The Term 'NFL Draft'
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Stephon Marbury Just Can't Stop Smiling, Making Knicks Uncomfortable
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Plaxico Is Gonna Need A Bigger Boat!
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Buzzer-Beaters Of The Gods ... Plus, Post-Game Microphone Carnage
Who hasn't dreamed at one time or another of doing this? The long 3 to win it ... ohhhhh! They're going crazy at the Carrier Dome! (Your fantasy may or may not include topless cheerleaders)....