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To Dan Marino, Jerry Rice Gives A Double F-U
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A-Centaur Suffers A-Boo-Boo
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Haynesworth Passes Fitness Test! Haynesworth Passes Fitness Test!
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FSU Cowgirl Friend Of Jenn Sterger's Corroborates Favre Voicemail, Cock Photo
No, it's not 60 Minutes, but Playboy radio interviewed former FSU Girl and "friend" of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, who is surprised The Favre Dong story has surfaced now. Jenn showed her the photo of it two years ago, she said....

Only Peyton Could Make A Badass Visor Look Goofy
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John Cusack, Chris Chelios and Eddie Vedder Walk Into A Ballpark...
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X-Games Flasher, Large Photo Make For R-Rated Where's Waldo
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Does Kim Kardashian Know About This?
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Hockey Goon Wants to "Change the World"
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Floyd Mayweather + Don King + Las Vegas = Pictures of Cash Money
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Tan, Large-Breasted Brazilian Runs On The Field
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Sir, You Cannot Wear That LeBron Jersey In Cleveland Unless You Go Through The Proper Editorial Process
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Fan Vomits At Phillies Game: The Sequel
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On The Other Side Of A No-No, Tigers Learn How To Pick Their Battles
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It's Okay To Make Fun Of Lance Armstrong Again
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Gross Picking His Nose? Gross Picking His Nose.
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Dog Beats Billy Beane to A's Soul
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David Robinson Spotted In His Natural Habitat: Comic-Con
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RIP Paul Bissonnette's Twitter
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And In The 7th, Someone Tried To Throw A Chair At Beck And O'Reilly, But It Hit Geraldo In The Nose
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