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Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
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SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
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Whores Are Coming To Dallas
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I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?
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That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
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The Top Story This Morning: Holy Crap, The Umps Got One Right
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Statistical Proof Of Baseball's Strangest Season Ever
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Ole Miss Has A(nother) Sensitivity Problem
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Phillies Win 16-Team "Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees" Tournament
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Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
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OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
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Chris Bosh Now Owns The Internet
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Davies Update: South Africa Looking Unlikely
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Some People Had A Better Night Than Others
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George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
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Nicaragua's About To Get Some New Tigers Gear
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Apparently "Season-Long" Suspension Means Only The Nonconference Season
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HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.
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